What’s not in a woman’s bag?
Something... there is no place in it!

The first impression about me is always this: either a pidor or a drug addict. Why do people think they can’t be combined?

Shal: I quote an event I saw.
I walk down the street, 18.30, the highest peak, cars in three rows. On the other side of the street is a monastery, a temple operating. Suddenly a car next to me brakes. And all the flow behind her, too. I see a lady in the machine, one hand speaks on the phone, and the other hand shines itself with the sign of the cross, three times. She crossed - and everyone went.

I sit and think of myself: “Girl, you are the lazyest creature of all I know!”
XHHH: 7 times sneezed =(

Commentary on Slovenia’s performance at Eurovision:

XHH: Stay Full
YYY: Well, her voice looks like an Aguilera.
Zzzz: A fucking fuck on me

The standard situation: the student struggles with sleep, cries his nose and finally falls asleep. After a while, he begins to scream. A preacher approaches him, wakes him up and gives him a genius phrase:
Students, do not scream. On my couples can sleep, and snoring - can not!

Today asked to update Skype, during the installation of the update flew out with "Stop operation of the program...". It no longer starts.
I am not surprised what. It is worth noting the speed with which new owners have introduced their favorite technologies.

Early in the morning, in the spring, in Moscow surprisingly beautiful dawns.
I didn’t see them before I wrote my diploma.

Svetlana
The real gentleman is the one who comes out of the car and says, "Dear, you have parked perfectly, and this Lexus was already removed, and the cat was already dead, and there was no need for a tree here."

Andrei
Yes, you have any ideal man who is on the lexus.

xxx 14.05.2011 23:08:31
Do you want to be surprised by my incredible ingenuity and ingenuity?

yyy 14.05.2011 23:09:04
What did you do again?

xxx 14.05.2011 23:09:12
I burned my nose.

Tea without snacks is a cooking for the wind.

In addition to the release of a new screw, layer and iPhone, the end of the world is also confirmed by holding Eurovision 2012 in Azerbaijan!))

Everyone has so many interesting things.
And most people are interested in each other for some reason is the writing.

The fate is when you take out of the car the panel from the magnetophone so that it is not sp**dled, and her evening together with the jacket in the machine washes the wife.

Metro to the people. A boy sitting.
A young woman comes in with a little girl, standing nearby.
The girl:
You said, men should give up their places. Who is this then? And cries on a guy.
The woman magnificently:
Probably a very ugly girl.

After the defense of the diploma decided to mark this case in the cafe.On the way forward, three single-group girls (2 out of 3 married). Having stumbled upon a fairly large slope, the married disgrace jumped over, the third remained:
I have to jump my legs not to move!
You’ll get married and don’t get too much! :)

In order for the country to finally start living normally, one must be jailed, the other to pay taxes, the third to turn off the Internet.

The director of the AutoVAZ wanted to open a criminal case, but it did not happen.

Today around two nights, not very much, the ball 4 (in Tashkent it is common). SMS comes from a friend who is 400 km closer to the epicenter: This is how it hit here! Everyone goes to sleep in panic.

15.05.2011 00:26:44, Shamanya
What kind of Iblis is presenting us this year?
15.05.2011 00:27:10, zau
The Other)