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[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №64289
 15.05.2012
How much did you pay for the devil?
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YYY: Direct order for deceit.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №64288
 15.05.2012
In his youth he was:
I am going to sleep, my husband is already sleeping, as I thought. Suddenly I hear from him:
The light, the light...
RRRR on his forehead from all the doors!
For what?! to
I am not the light, I am Masha.
You are not Masha, you are a fool! Turn off the light now!

I had two girls of Light and Lena, I wake up with Lena, I turn to her and sprinkled.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №64287
 15.05.2012
XXX: Translation
Have you ever purchased Diablo 3 yet?
translation = translation
I still like to fuck and work.

[ + 27 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64286
 15.05.2012
Comment on the tracker to the distribution with naked girls doing yoga:
- You want to believe it or not - but it was this video that once long ago prompted me to do yoga myself (-: First out of curiosity, and then I got involved. For a year and a half as I am doing - the shoulders are up, the lungs and the liver do not hurt. I was cold and almost stopped. I feel great, guys!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №64285
 15.05.2012
Will we meet at 2am today?
Come on, how can I recognize you?
Are you fucking? I am your mother!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №64284
 15.05.2012
No, I am not a fierce warrior for the rules of the Russian language. But write to the girl "you admire"!!! Could you??? I read it twice to find out who I am.

I put a soft sign. The Boy, Oga

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №64283
 15.05.2012
We are Soviet people and we still live in the USSR.
YYY : Why?
There was no sex in the USSR XD

[ + 10 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64282
 15.05.2012
And so on, and so on, are you mocking? I graduated from the institute (two higher), music school, language courses, driving, sports sections, general education lectures and courses and I never met a foolish person! Where are you climbing? Change your contact circle immediately! Go to an open lecture on economics/law/art at the Conservatory! Look at the interesting, live and unlimited people! And stop writing here about the poor, they should be regretted, and not pined at every opportunity.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №64281
 15.05.2012
The Health Forum:
I constantly go to bed at 3-4 in the morning, I don’t get enough sleep, chronic fatigue and, as a result, bleeding under my eyes. Help to establish the regime.
Welcome to the Fight Club.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №64280
 15.05.2012
Tomorrow the water will be turned off for two days.
Y is fucking. by Fuck! (The cat rushes into the room) I didn’t call you!

[ + 81 - ] [9 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64279
 15.05.2012
Ekaterina Seletskaya
In Cinderella’s place, I’t have contacted the local prince.
How bad is his health if a young man, in his pants, in his hometown did not catch a girl in uncomfortable shoes, a lush dance dress, and generally the first time in a strange building.

George Schwarzman
Probably he was in shit.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №64278
 15.05.2012
Probably many people know the time when they just turn off the heat in the house, and it is sharply warm outside. To go to the store, you must, on the contrary, dress up and wear shorts, shorts, etc.
And here in one such "walk" I hear - a little girl from the playground screams - "MAMA!! I have burned!and "

[ + 27 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64277
 15.05.2012
XX: These advertisements are really hideous. Here, when I visited my father’s house in the deepest of Zamkadhia in January, I encountered a stunning advertisement:
Oh, how cold it is in January,
Comfort in the yard.
Take loans at the NNN-Bank!"
And a photo of a child in a puffy hat with the eyes of a whitening white...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №64276
 15.05.2012
Ask me.ru
Continue the rhythm: we are dangerous boobies.
WOW: but after yesterday, we are heroic... but we will drink tea with mint, and even if it is roast and memories, but a good spirit, and full of spirit, we continue to build again, yes! We are building dams, through the glaciers, away from all this mess, from this false, strong in spirit, we will live, love with you on the edge of the earth, because it is so beautiful to be loved, we are with you alone, I do not understand why you are angry with me, I have grown up and changed I am not that bobber boy!

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №64275
 15.05.2012
KrOL: I was surprised yesterday on the street that gave me how uncomfortable it became.)
The cavalier said so.
Tagged with: narval oдуванов ograpku
Kroll: and let them give to all passing girls with mothers
Where my dad was not there 😉
I have chosen such sympathizers.
The little ones are ashamed of taking something from the strangers when they give.
This is where my mom came to me.)
It was not good with us.
Krol: so it did not make me so ;)
Croll: once mistaken boy gave, but quickly understood.
Kroll: I took and grit...you don’t need you, you’re not a girl

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64274
 15.05.2012
Why is Dr. Ibolith painted everywhere in children’s hospitals?
He is a veterinarian.

c) I do not know

[ + 12 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64273
 15.05.2012
Every grass grows, every flower blooms!
Belfigor: And each of these creatures seeks to insert in the environment some kind of ugliness that causes me a blead allergy!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №64272
 15.05.2012
xxx: I am sending copies of documents to the boss by mail now)
The subject of the letter: "Tacutes to the Thief"
When will I be fired for all this shit? xd

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №64271
 15.05.2012
My neighbor met my daughter yesterday. First I put a bottle, let’s see what kind of man you are. And when they persuaded her, he threw her out of the apartment, shouting: my daughter does not need alkas!! to

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64270
 15.05.2012
I think it’s a crossword.
Question (literally):"A child’s circle around the tree."
Master Yoda, are you that?

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