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[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №156294
 15.05.2021
Time really stops only when you turn the sand clock.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №156293
 15.05.2021
The younger daughter of five years of the family, whose duty from today (as a stage of adulthood and training to work) included cleaning the cat pot, left the business room, where the hygienic design was based, and:
and Dad! I cleaned everything.
“Smartness,” the man replied and gently smiled, secretly rejoicing in the responsibility and performance of the child.
Satisfied with the praise, the girl proudly shrugged her nose and thoughtfully closed the door into the room, cutting off the pet's way to his personal bathroom.
Why Why? - asked the father, not understanding what the cat to do in this case.
The child surprised. Honestly from the soul.
How do you not understand? He reminds me again!! to
The answer was picked for a long time...

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №156292
 15.05.2021
When I was young, I was poor. And after years of hard, honest and diligent work, I am no longer young.

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