The Lion went first to Goodwin's palace and left behind a yellow brick road. He was very afraid.

“Dad, because of my broken arm, I miss this summer!
“Don’t worry, Bart, when you start working, you’ll be missing every summer.

"The Simpsons"

Sorry, I’ve been cut off =)

You are actually a royal head!
Head, what about you? You look bad!
I’m sorry I’ve cut off :-(

Now in the dining room there was a painting with oil: they give a bowl. The girl takes the plate and is outraged: “Yes, it’s really cold! Warm up!"... And she is heated in the microwave oven.

In the topic about the rabbit (the rabbit ran to the territory of the country of one man, the man arranged a post saying call the owner and described the rabbit) the dialogue in the comments:

According to Norov, it is a rabbit kobel.
Commentator: I thought that gender is determined by the presence/absence of eggs, not norov...
Imagine a Su-25 flying over you. Where are his eggs? The rabbit moves at the same speed.

by WoT

Why did I get rid of my money when Bt7 hit me?? to
YYY: from both
XXX is his fault!! to
Zzzz: call the ept

Ordinary Moscow courtyard, typical gastarbayters are engaged in the construction of the most usual football pitch. The base of the site is poured with concrete, and since it is in the middle of the juicy, green lawn and behind the window for the 3rd day is raining, after the concrete mixer carrying the material remains deep, dirty trails on the lawn... But the work is done and it is time to eliminate the trails. To sleep them and plant the grass, would you say? Logically... But the guests from the south thought differently: much smoother, simpler and more beautiful it will be if you pour the trails in the middle of the lawn with BETON and level it off with blades, than with the attachment of a young first-class woman and took 4 liquidators.