Cloud technology does not exist - there are only foreign computers.

Dear Father Christmas! I know you’re getting a lot of spam, so I send you my wish in advance. There are people who are phone designers. And recently, some very special of them believe that instead of several connectors for charging, video output, and now even headphones we all have enough one connector. I do not need much. Just make them crack and suck through one hole. And if it's a designer, please let them and fuck there like a chicken in the cloak. Thank you, Grandpa in advance!

When preparing to move from one rental apartment to another, they accidentally discovered an easy way to craze the cleaner: the floor in the kitchen in the color of light marble. It was only after the fourth attempt to wash him off, that the sister began to suspect that the grey divorce would not go away.

Kiskazyl
I read nothing, I taught nothing, and I have no lectures, and I am a little drunk... how do you think I have a chance to pass? and I didn’t sleep?

by elmortem
I remember a match between Russia and Spain. We just drove a bus to Samara with my sister and at one of the stops, stood in front of the entrance to some cafeteria, smoked and drank coffee. In the cafe people clinged to the radio receiver. Russia has lost.
After breathing out the cigarette smoke, the sister said:
If the Spaniards had all taken and broken their legs. Then our team would have a small chance.