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Literally a piece of the mouth. And my friend told me how he got caught with the smell of garlic, and when he began to explain that there was little money with him, one of them said to the other: "Vasya, he drunk our money."

I met a strange man here.
Solo: What is strange?
He pulled the bench.

Who remembers when a text document was scattered in the local map and it was used instead of a chat?

Do you have anything in the refrigerator, too?

I couldn’t walk without a smile past the restaurant where the wedding was celebrated and the bride laughed at the song of Shalawa la la la.

xxx: I need an emergency, or a chair in the chair of the supporter

Well, what about life, when you even have a mechanic with the name of Hrenov? Mechanics of shit.

Diego: today painted the fence, the mosquito between the shoulder wounds somewhere, I was on the machine with his roll! All the green was...
Diego: What I'm looking at wood to go cutting.. x_x

Unknown: I had such an offer at the EGE."The victory in the Great Patriotic War showed how powerful and invincible the people of the Earth"
We won in 45 aliens.

XH: By the way, when ejaculating, the sperm flows out of the penis of the body at a speed of 18 km per hour.
yyy: 5 hours - and on sperm you can fly to me at the country)))

On the street some man approaches to meet.He didn't have time to introduce himself, my children ran out with the scream " YOU are our dad"!!! The fucking shit.

You also have...
No, I’m just sure you also have a shelf in your closet, presumably the bottom with the content – unsorted/

xxx (12:07:37 12/06/2009)
Where are you flashing.
yyy (12:08:06 12/06/2009)
Where to go, where to go, where to go, where to go
xxx (12:08:28 12/06/2009)
that

xxx: a little brother found in his mother the pads... counted them and told her with a smart look: "Pampers you will have enough until Wednesday".

Comments to the news "Microsoft disputed with Intel"

DEAD: I think if things go that way, Microsoft will breathe and buy Intel))
Slayer71: and then scratch the ears from the anti-monopoly commission :)
Demian_: Again breathe and buy the anti-monopoly commission :)

The building with the sword.
When my father took me to work as a child and showed me a personal computer and War Craft II, I asked why buildings were burning with the sword.
Gas, without blinking the eye, replied the father.

Talk about cars:
China has no security by definition. They don’t need it... it’s easier for them to make a new car than a safe car.

The strength lies in overcoming the momentary weaknesses.

At the crossroads stands a very beautiful long-legged girl and holds her hand.
Boy of 6 years. A car comes in and a guy comes out.
He stared closely at the girl. The green light turns on, but the man is not.
He goes. He looks at the girl. And then the boy says loudly to him, “Hey,
Ride to! The girl with me!”

The director of the Moscow Zoo came to the capital many years ago with one puppy in his pocket.