I have a friend, engaged in repairs, finishing works, his own brigade, he is a commander in it. How then he went out on a good facility, earned good money, sold an old car and bought a Lexus (470 like, I am not very familiar with the brands). And then the customers cut off. He comes to Lexus, communicates, makes an estimate, and the client refuses after a couple of days. Suspicious of the wrong, took Chevrolet old father to the next meeting, the client gave his consent. Repeated with another client, they also agreed to work. I bought an old carpet and the work went. And on Lexus for fishing, and to the village to relatives chases. Those are happy, you can not walk to the tombs, a lot of old people can be placed in Lexus.

And all why? Once Lexus is at a simple run, it means that he steals money from customers and takes expensive work. This is psychology.

I recently got a call from my classmate with whom we are friends. He says we need to swallow. I feel the voice depressed. I'm trying to find out what happened, he says we'll meet and tell you.

He abandoned his girlfriend. Now the details.

My friend has always been thick and modest. You will tell him at 2 p.m. to come and take the couch and he will not be able to refuse. In the last two years he has lost weight. Enrolled in the pool, proper nutrition, etc. He became a female favorite. Before that he had no relationship, and then the girls themselves began to meet him. I lived with one beauty. In communication, she is such an outcast child, like she is a princess and she owes everything to her. I worked in an office as an accountant.

And a friend earned well, well straight much above the average. I filmed a house in the suburbs. The girl has been fired over time, well, the guy is earning well. And he was not against. She paid her beauty salons, yoga well in general a full set. Well, then the coronavirus, the income fell and he hinted to her that it was time for her to find some work. She stood in the position "you are a man, earn more, and in general you owe it." And when he told her that he had no money to call the master to the house, she threw him a scandal with beating dishes and hysterics.

As I said earlier, he was removing the house and parallel to the original. And where the month before the scandal bought an apartment and did repairs there, imported furniture. The girl didn’t know about it, he wanted to make a surprise. The lease contract lasted until the end of July. And here he collects all the things in silence and leaves at sunset, leaving a note that they are separating and if you want you can continue to live in this house, but from July you pay yourself, the owners do not mind.

How she bombarded (laid to listen to voice messages), and about the small member said and in general that he is a loser in life and much more. And now apparently realizing that soon her boyfriend is out on the street trying to get along with him again. But a friend firmly decided that it was better to be alone than with her.

Cock Serega on our steam ship did not tell his wife Lucy that he was a ship cook. The "marine of overseas navigation" she was quite pleased with and she did not show further curiosity.

Once, in the pre-New Year mess, the dispatcher port put our ship on the Sea. The station has almost free passage to the shore.

Seregina’s wife came to visit her husband on a steam boat, where she struck him nose to nose. He was in a high crimped cap and a cooking white jacket. Having seen her husband, Lucia was amazed, for a moment shakenly silent and, having translated the spirit, asked, "You know how to cook? »

It was in zero. My daughter got sick and had to go to the pharmacy at night. At night, the pharmacy was trading through the window, and as I approached it, I saw a line of four or five people. He stood up for two guys of twenty years old, one of them was with a girl and unwittingly heard the dialogue of these Hussars.

1) How much will you take?

Well, Olya and I will have enough for six a night.

“Aha,” I thought, deciding that it was a prejudice, and I rejoiced for this guy and his Olya.

2) How much will you get?

Well, I’ll be with Lenka, and we’ll need a dozen.

“Damn to yourself! This is a party, this is Lenka,” I thought and tried to remember if such a night happened to me.

And here is his turn and he broadcasts to the pharmacy ambrasure:

Sell me the warrior. Ten of things.

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A bit of racism.

If suddenly all the black population, regardless of age and gender, leaves the country:
The population of the United States will decrease by 11.3 percent.
The number of employees will decrease by 1.4%;
The number of prisoners will be reduced by 48%.
The number of gangs and other criminal groups will be reduced by 53%.
The country’s average IQ will rise by 7.4%, putting the U.S. on the third place in the world, alongside Japan.
The average SAT score (2016) will rise to 1100 points (currently it is 1000);
The number of AIDS patients will be reduced by 65%.
The number of chlamydia patients will decrease by 59%.
The number of patients with gonorrhea will decrease by 69%.
The number of patients with syphilis will decrease by 57%.
The average annual income in the country will rise by more than $20,000;
The number of people living in poverty will decrease by 54%.
The number of homeless people will be reduced by 65%.
The number of welfare recipients will decrease by 52%.
The U.S. Democratic Party will lose 26% of its voters.
by Alina Zagorski

People live as if they had a second life: not drinking, not smoking, having children, working on three jobs.