The man entered the chat and wrote, “Is this the Elphic Army?” Or have you swallowed?

It is clear that a person is specific!!! to

SRAEL: Warse give up! You are surrounded!! to
Bars<inq>If I am a warrior, then you are a warrior.

In connection with the repair that has been ongoing for several days, the door with the cocktail was removed in the toilet, so as not to pack. The door is new, the repair is dirty. Now the sitting on the toilet entertains himself and those around him with screams: "Don’t pass by!"

If you want the secretary at the reception to always smile to customers, allow it.
8 hours of access to an anecdote portal.
(from the real life)

The neighbor told me. A few years ago it was the case.
He wakes up in the middle of the night and hears a childlike voice.
some some. Well he stands up, enters the nursery, looks at his son’s bed,
He was then nine years old, empty, and in the corner of the bed a piece of blanket and
There is a whisper from below:
The dead, the dead, the dead.
A few seconds of silence, and again:
The dead, the dead, the dead.
He runs to the bed, pulls off the blanket, and sees his son sitting,
He smiles and whispers, and hears in his ears. The father takes the child in horror.
He puts his head in his ears and says:
“We are robbers, robbers, robbers.
Pif-paff, and you are the dead, the dead, the dead!
Pif-Paf, and you are the dead, the dead, the dead!”

Self-confident student to his colleague:
In a few years, people will talk when they look at our building.
The student Ivanov studied here.
Voice from the educational part:
If you don’t pass the exams, people will say that next time.
The week!

Olya
A child 3 years old on a new car on a Ford on each door with a nail nail painted the whole family *ROFL*

XXX is so... big.
WOW: WOW...
That is... cold.
by mmm...
That is... pleasant.
WOW... WOW...
The unfreezed chicken you must have pulled out of the freezer before you go to work!! to

XXX There is Justice!
YYY :?? to
xxx: The prostitute snatched my nokia, but when she rolled out her iPhone, and the door clamps on me! ))))
YYY: ROFL

Go to 4?
I can't wait until half four.
How do you say 😉

I want Pilo 5 to be filmed on Home 2. and documentary.

But I realized the full multi-facetedness of my imagination only when I woke up and remembered that I had just discussed in a dream with Andrei Makarevich the problem that youth today does not read the books of Strugacki. O_0

They say I don’t understand women in technology. But why should a woman without a higher education explain by phone to a man with a higher technical education within 25 minutes, which button to press and where to turn so that the washing machine opens the door?

I read the abyss every day. I have not ripped for a long time. stupid in the machine. Time to speed up)

The explanatory note.
On March 23, 2009, I was 23 minutes late to work because of the fact that after a sleepy night I was getting to work on the subway. As I fell asleep, I saw the "Microsoft" corporation collapse. I could not see.