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[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №33031
 15.07.2010
Take a picture, mother
I made the most icons.
Why didn’t you put it where I was?
1 by EM
by Kat
I increased it.
You are not there.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №33030
 15.07.2010
Mary (14:11:27 15/07/2010)
Oh, I had a joke yesterday... I stand in a tight room in a line to report, and I have a very good hearing on the phone, here my girlfriend calls with the words: Man, what size of breasts do you have?

Mary (14:11:30 15/07/2010)
The turn fell.

Mary (14:15:12 15/07/2010)
What I replied to her: "Well when the line fell the second time and I meant that different firms had different sizes

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №33029
 15.07.2010
H7: Visitors to the “Raket” attraction in St. Petersburg hanged at a height of 70 meters
redplait: visitors to the car attraction still stand in traffic jams on Leningrad

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №33028
 15.07.2010
Senya such I drive and such at 2/6 speed proudly drive out on the highway people on the station in auhuye where is such a hatchback in a white shirt and steep hips riding on a hardtail?! to

The cars are jealous of the lights.

I am King Road.

And here the cock is blowing my wind!

have to humbly brake, uncomfortable to unfold the wheel, to raise it, to scratch it...

Shame and shame

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №33027
 15.07.2010
From the comments to the discussion of the price of the road Adler-Red Polyan:
But $ 6,780 per 1 square meter - it is serious, probably to build from nanobetons, mined by virgins at midnight on the top of Everest and on the crust of intercontinental missiles delivered to the construction site, where super-secret nanorobots lay it on the road...

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №33026
 15.07.2010
Q: What do you think about beach volleyball???? to
I: I do not belong
D: to whom or what.
I: "How do you feel about beach volleyball???and "
I love it!!I had a bit of time to burn when I was playing.)

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №33025
 15.07.2010
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX I decided to buy that.)
YYY: I won’t tell you that on your fingers, you have to look at it.
XXX: Fuck, I would recommend you.
Yyy: I advise you to show me a beer and take me to the store.
xxx: fucking, yes, I need urgent advice... Satri Miha, I eat variants of classical and there are acoustics....but they say that it is possible to install nylon on the acoustics....and they are now cheaper....I want a guitar!! to
yyy: Fuck Andrew blindly this is now roughly from this series:
I am offered 2 cars, one green and the second machine, but I was told that they can put aluminum discs on them!
I want a car, tell me which one to take.
By the way, I’ve heard that in the stall in the greens are usually square bearings, is it true?
XXX: This is how it is from the side.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №33024
 15.07.2010
No, I will not go anywhere!
Leah: What is it?
My stomach hurts, shit! The work makes itself known!
Oleg: "Don't tell which video card is on Windows XP Professional?"
I am sorry :)
Oleg: "Can you do it?"
Tagged: smells
Oleg: "Shorten me a megabyte please, or he will not get me anywhere!"
Tagged with: ><
Oleg: "Do you have a paint for ink?"
I mean ? ? ? ? ?
Oleg: "Do you have for discs..... how is this...? SPACE?"
Tagged with: aaaaaaaaaaaa
Oleg: about the names in general I am silent: YAHUCHO... BORST... SMETANKO...
Fuck me, so I won’t go anywhere! The stomach!

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №33023
 15.07.2010
I worked as a film technician. Ppc, during the day, every 20 minutes you need to put a coil with a film. They smashed a few kilograms. Now I understand the meaning of the phrase "heavy film" like no one else.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №33022
 15.07.2010
The sphere:
The highest characteristic of skill is the ability to finish simultaneously with a porn actor in the video viewed.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №33021
 15.07.2010
How do you make these women’s lips?
I mean, it’s actually a nail...

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №33020
 15.07.2010
The Torment Line. Characters that have a hundred speeds less than the enemy, can not beat him. And enemies can have animals that can always be beaten.

17:42:03 [Kain] I am angry that I can beat some animals! There is such a feeling that around war, tanks destroy settlements, warriors scream and go to death, bombs explode, on the thin end... and I lie down and tick my teeth in a rubber mango!

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №33019
 15.07.2010
I went to the zoo on the weekend with my wife, and there was, among other things, a valley with winegrowed goats. One of them (the most mastite, colourful, with a beard) liked human attention very much, and he constantly leaned to the fence to be scratched. And here appears on the horizon a man aged under thirty, of a faint appearance, apparently already pumping a beer under his ears, sees this goat, and loudly with such a loud voice: "Here is a goat, here is what I understand." He approaches the valley, begins to lick the goats, and even louder:"Good, brother!" The people around exploded, no one listened to his further whisper.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №33018
 15.07.2010
XX: By the way, what is your macco culinary masterpiece? has succeeded?
YYY: Oh, everyone praised, and I didn’t have time to try.
XXX: Looking for him chewed in the chair

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №33017
 15.07.2010
XXX is
Why do guys watch porn?

YYYY
by EM

YYYY
Do not fool me in this!

YYYY
I am drinking Nashville now!

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №33016
 15.07.2010
XXX: Going to Predators
YYY: how
XXX: Very Medium
yyy: had to read reviews, they say that he rides only with friends and under a beer
Well at the entrance friends and beer did not give, so it didn't come in.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №33015
 15.07.2010
She: I thought of you all day...of you and the condoms.
Did you think I was Gandalf???! to

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №33014
 15.07.2010
Half of the trouble in Russia begins with the words:"That’s a shame to him!?", and the second half with the words: "Half of trouble in Russia....".

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №33013
 15.07.2010
About the "School Netbook"
I want this netbook! You need to get a child urgently.
Ergil: I tried, from the fact that you have a child such a netbook does not appear

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №33012
 15.07.2010
XXX: The Words
xxx: only now I realized, of us three living in the apartment, only our cat is really a moscovite!
YYY: O_O
YYY: Do you want to ask him for a license?

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