I starved a cat. I found a cat label. It turns out - 43th size ))) The child has become quite an adult.)

Georgique: Paralympic programming. Programmers in RPR, 1C and VBA are invited.

AD_EGO:...and his hands are really golden! Only here they rolled out in curved forms... And put them in the ass...

Today I saw a truly instructive example of ingenuity.

A boy and a girl in the car. The girl has a nickname "Radio Lighthouse". It doesn’t get stuck for a minute. Wrecked all the way. Tired of passion. The guy says:
“Nastia, you’re a smart girl, multiply 315 by 12.
Of course I am smart...
Pause and Blessed Silence. It multiplied five minutes until it came to be separated. I was offended. The silence continued...

and Grazhdanin.

SK: At first you tried to say something, but you were deceived by the tongue.
Noir is...
SK: You got upset and left, then came back and tried to stick... but the rest failed you.

Today I understood what fasepalm really is, when our administrator said he is immortal like Duncan McNaghets.

"You will not crack from dirt, you will not rise from purity"
c) The Grandmother

at work today.
Dimon: Siroga, judging by the fact that you are currently playing, you download something, in the search you enter: "the most unspoken music download the tape with SMS".
Tagged with: trollface

One of the questions was which bone or group of bones you are most afraid to break.
One of the answers was the right hand.
She then asked for a long time why respondents-men from different groups chose this answer, scoring on a broken ankle, nose, hip neck...

Men from different social groups with a right-hand brush write, hold a mouse, hold a solder, switch the transmission in the car, work on machines and do a lot of money-giving things. And when there is money, there will always be an assistant, ready with joy to solve the problem, which you associate with the brush of your right hand.

Take full pockets of hamsters with you. The dog is kicking - you are hamsters in it. The hammer is still in flight and is afraid and the hammer is already flying into the dog and shit. The dubble!
Then the hamster is stuck with the teeth in the dog, the dog in the aquarium. Here is another hammer! and more! And another five! The dog is all in hamsters and shit. He cries, rotates in place, and can do nothing. The owner runs to help the dog, he himself gets a hamster charge, begins to shock hamsters with a shocker. And the conductivity of hamsters is good - so it cuts itself. The dog dies from a broken heart, overwhelmed by anger and fear.
You collect the surviving hamsters in your pockets and go home.

Darter: Do you remember in childhood taught a verse such as to remember the colors of the rainbow: every hunter wants to know where the phasen is sitting, or what is like this, like there by the colors: red, orange, yellow, etc?
Darter: So, today for the first time came to work a new helper of the admin, the patancheg is still green, the nifiga does not know in principle, only the screws to put and knows, and the Force on this day just new users connected in the management. The same in the paddle was under the tables to climb the whistle to squeeze, he taught this whistle to squeeze, and so that he could remember the crusade, forced him to learn a wonderful pearl, as he says of his own work: Being a Odmin Means - Being a Completed Singh, Being a Sadist Westernist, Being a Calcined Compami ))))

We went to Chernobyl for mushrooms. After an hour's walk in the forest, a woman with a mysterious view approaches and asks, "Do you know how to distinguish a cock from a human?" Next to the man lies a paper.

I know why babies sleep long.
They don’t have a fuck.
Here is the fucking.

No one gives you even on torrents!! to

The blue, the fried. Even the ventilator does not help (
My cat slept with me today. What do you know about heat?

lolL: I know someone who encrypts in md5 on the go.
WMWW: And who is it?
LOLL is Doctor. No one can decipher his recipes.
WMWW: And I know someone who decrypts md5 on the go.
LOLL: Who is it?
WMWW is a pharmacist. Only he is able to decrypt the MD5-hash of the doctor.

I don’t lose hope of taking my clothes off someday!

Harry Potter and the Gifts of Death: Part 2:
22 years and all on the wheel :)

Question in "my world" from a girl with ~3 size of breasts:
Please explain what the word ' fucking' means??? I often meet in correspondence.

Nothing teaches so much to calm as a few days with 64kbit internet.