xxx: LOL, but a year ago we figured out that if you cross the hopper and the fashionists, there will be hopper in the sporty shoes.
xxx: I am going to go.

I am a housewife, so I have a cat. They lived and did not want to, but had to leave the city for a couple of days. Where is the cat? Friends and acquaintances or children (torture), or their livelihoods (go to my grandparents). You can ask any of the neighbors to feed, I have a normal relationship with them. But the grandmothers are sclerotic, and the bowl will not be cleaned. I'm waiting for the elevator, a guy comes, a neighbor from the other floor. I think, what if... I ask, what about cats? Okay, he says, I’ll be doing it soon. I am like this: "And take my for 5 days to sweat!"In general, they agreed, the cat with his barrel moved, I left the food bigger and the cat, and the neighbor, and left. When she returned, she took her life...What do you say? On the first day it became clear that he now drinks only water from under the crane. Then - that at three o'clock at night he now has an extra meal. Today I caught him on the fact that the wallpaper is scratching in the corridor. And even the matter is not that it is scratching, but that now there is clearly beautiful "HU", and another vertical strip (more, apparently, did not have time). Male education, fucking... Well, even though I didn’t start smoking.

xxx: I wanted to send my new bandmate a request to friends with the message: "Hello) I am your new bandmate." How fiercely I tried to quickly cancel the application, after learning that in the message I only managed to write "Hello) I am yours" and it went...

//...Let us meet and solve your problem - we will interrupt your experience =) You are not going to pay for it before retirement? Do you not make a record in the workbook?

What an infection! No phone or phone for a poor woman. He may be afraid to meet himself to death.
My friend and I were driving electric. The people - the figured abyss, stood in a tambour. She is such a beautiful blonde. Well, one man burned on her from too simple. Such a determined (a man is not with us), put a pencil on her waist and loudly snoop, turning to the other side. is masquerading. She was tired of it, there was nowhere to move away, and she said to the whole tambour: "Why are you so stuck? Silence... If I liked it so much, let’s meet you in a human way tonight." The man’s face is all overwhelmed. He immediately removed the pen and quickly drove through the crowd into the car.

Figo, our cat is awful! I saw a pigeon on the roof of the lower balcony - and so he whispered, struck his tail and struck that he fell to the floor twice.

I found a book on torrent.

Frunze A.V. and Frunze A.A. The microcontroller? It is simple! (in 4 volumes )

XXX: It’s so hard. Now the student called me a fool, a laurer, etc... After all, I called the client for downloading torrent files My Torrent, not uTorrent.

What only you will not meet here: stupid compliments of imbeciles to themselves, sexual fantasies of schoolgirls with sperm toxicosis, stories of psychopaths about their visions, interpretation of dreams of stupidity, etc. It is a pity that there are not enough people in this zoo.
Soon it will be a shame to admit that sometimes you come here for old memories.

Mariner Valley, the largest canyon in the solar system
If there were oxygen, all the slopes would have been planted with potatoes.

Forum, theme "Our childhood misconceptions"

As a child, he believed that children were born from kissing at a wedding when crying "bitter"... But then asked the question, and how are the next born? And I was very proud of myself when I discovered this mystery, I understood, already married people go to other people's weddings and quietly kiss when the newlyweds shout "bitterly" and therefore they are born children again...This, by the way, explained why people are invited to weddings.

YYY: Today the owner of the apartment came with his wife. I stayed there for two hours :(
HH: What is so long?
Yyy: They told me what a wonderful daughter they had and that it was time for her to get married. I will visit them in a week.
Q: Are you getting married? O_O
yyy: router to configure))
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Weather in Peter:

<DiffHorses> It was a good summer, sadly on Thursday

From Soviet political reports from the Eastern Front of the Second World War after the Forcing of Oder:

There are still some cases of unworthy behavior of fighters.
The commander of the squadron of the automakers of the division of the senior Schumeiko, already after familiarizing under the receipt with the directive 11072, had sexual intercourse with the local resident of Germany Emma Cooper, 32, lasting more than a day, and who entered her home with the inspection patrol Cooper tried to hand out the senior Schumeiko, who was in silk underwear under the blanket, for her husband, from the birth of deaf and therefore released from service in the German army. However, the senior patrol Shumeiko was identified and brought to part.

Law on the Register of Prohibited Sites:
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WOU: the cluster of goat goats lengthens – I think so

Dreamer: I finally understood what I like about my cat...he’s blinking like Geiger’s counter...
Dreamer: and it’s cracking like I have a piece of plutonium under my bed.

Discuss the same law in the Hebrew:

xxx: Let’s say I’m a vicious suicide instructor and also a combined promoter of drug addiction and child pornography.
yyy: >>Let’s say I’m a vicious suicide instructor
Look, I’m showing you for the last time! and and "

Russia is a country of opportunity.
Just a funny case happened to me: I get a certificate in GIBDD that I don’t have a car in possession and it turns out the surprising fact that I have the rights. This surprised me and the employee who issued me a certificate. They started checking out what year I had a fine and so I found myself in their base, but since they had a system, the computer issued me off-site rights. The penalty was paid when he crossed the road in the wrong place. So I got a fine of 200 rubles and the right to give what I would violate, but not on foot...))

World of Tanks:

xxx: pl, I have less percentage of wins than solo when I play a squad.
Yyy: Stop playing with the bastards in the squad
Divorce: This is how she...

Denis
Do you know Yuki? :)

Kissy
She is May’s friend.

Denis
Through O

Kissy
Well come out.

Denis
Through and

Kissy
What you will get now.

Denis
Through E

In order to inform the people of the future... there are no reliable carriers of information at the disposal of modern nuclear waste recyclers... A sapphire disc capable of serving a million years is being tested.

Anpu: In general, it’s a bit of a bit.
For archaeologists of the distant future, it is not necessary to make discs with messages, but a clever system of traps.
Have you watched Indiana Jones?