Yes, how do you, blatantly, messed up with your sms, fuck boys, girls, phones and other shit.
Remember the verification word - symp_a_thia, bleat.

In short, the matter was this: the controller came to check the tickets. He caught two rabbits, quarrels with them, knocks right. The entire bus is watching the controller pathetically out with his "catch", in order to fine at the stop. He goes down the stairs...and suddenly disappears!! to
It turns out that the bus stopped right in front of an open lounge, which the driver did not notice. The controller, well, did not fall into the depths, but somehow stuck there. And the rabbits, whom he diligently embarrassed, began to pull him out of the hole. Interestingly, were the "country" fined or released under honest pioneering? =DDD

13.08.2012 23:44:48, Lera
You are the best I have:
13.08.2012 23:45:18, IOException
And I have a laptop with 8GB 4 cores, 2GB widget and SSD. I don’t need a girl.
13.08.2012 23:45:30, IOException
Fuck it, by chance. I wanted to write that I love you very much.

From comments to the article from Khabr: Encrypted file-insurance Wikileaks (64 GB).
If suddenly, the file was downloaded by my cat. I don’t interfere with the cat’s personal life.

It is: no militants. I am tired of blood.
When did you get tired?
She: I have critical days every month :(

How did you know I was in the movie?
YYY: The deduction :D
XXX: What if it is serious?
Tagged with: deduction

The manager sent me a follow-up.

Official note

Please give me a new chair.
Because of my religious beliefs, and the commandment of the soul, the chair must be on wheels (in the amount of 4 pieces), wrapped with the skin of white buffaloes grown on the southern slope of the Himalayan river and killed no later than June 25, on the day of the Taurus in the shadow of the Mist.
For my part, I pledge to increase the efficiency of my work by 350%, because this chair will allow me to connect with the Unknown Egregor "Robot Mass".
My chair was broken. Give it new. Please go.

YYY: I am married!
YYY: I have an idea!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
YYY: You should have scratched it, and I could think further!

Working with ICQ
XXX is
Fuff, olya today in another suit, will not distract me falling breasts...
YYYY
I have a monitor that traditionally closes everything, and you, the guardian, should be interested in other subjects.
XXX is
The ass?