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[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №51821
 15.08.2011
xxxh: We received a letter on soap with an invitation to the "wash competition"... We thought and decided to give it to the PTO department :)

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №51820
 15.08.2011
Recently I saw a banner advertisement. Advertising MTS-modem, where a guy as "an advanced user of the Internet" recommends a MTS-modem, type "earl" so fast and stable. The whole thing is that when the "pearl" runs and holds the "asky" icon in his teeth, the icon is red, i.e. Offline is! This is a stable...
No, I am not a tester. I am admin.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №51819
 15.08.2011
The inspection of the composition of the tiles will cost the city council up to 3 million rubles, and all work should be completed by 30 September. In case of marriage, additional funds will be allocated to replace the coverage.

A christomatic example in the textbook "Budget drawing".

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №51818
 15.08.2011
xxx: always the worst things open up unexpectedly
WOW: Ah... such as diarrhea

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №51817
 15.08.2011
From a discussion of the photo, in which a police officer catches a guy’s neck.

The xxx:
This is a violation of human rights!
YYYY :
It looks like a head injury.
The violation of rights is carried out by GIBD.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №51816
 15.08.2011
- = [ADM] = -
All of our offices received the prize.
Yellow5
The Builder’s Day?
- = [ADM] = -
Apparently yes
Yellow5
No, not to build yourself here.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №51815
 15.08.2011
xxx: you write her there that she is the best, beautiful and kind, responsive and...shortly more positive words.

Tagged: xD xD

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №51814
 15.08.2011
Advertising by mr. The Proper:
That and that and that...
What do you want?
Wash the apartment!

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №51813
 15.08.2011
In the phrase:

I’m not going to sleep with you anymore. Sleeping with married men is immoral.
- Okay, I will not sleep with you, you are my wife, a relative, and you are not accepted to sleep with relatives.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №51812
 15.08.2011
In Skype if the user is not authorized, then under it the inscription "This user has not yet given you his data". So yesterday I added a new friend to Skype, and the window I always squeeze a little to save space, and right underneath her niche is beautiful - the user has not yet given you...".
I was upset :(

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №51811
 15.08.2011
XXX: Dumb summer.The third day I don't sleep.I don't remember eating normal food.People all broke down.
I stood next to the window, thought to feed the mosquito...I gave him a hand—and he flew near her and flew out the window.
And he didn’t want my hand and threw it away.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №51810
 15.08.2011
Are there flash displays?
Yes, it’s called a player.

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №51809
 15.08.2011
I fell on the dog today.
X: rolling on the couch
and fell from him.
It fell so softly.
Y: How does she feel?
The dog is normal.
X: He looks at me a little strangely.
X: and when it laughs, it cries
X: and now she is constantly laughing

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №51808
 15.08.2011
I looked so crazy today in the morning that for the first time in my life I was stunned in the passing factory for the diarrhea of a bottle of vodka.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №51807
 15.08.2011
One day I asked my grandmother, “What is love?”
Oh, this is a very simple thing. And although on the outside she is often rude and ugly, but if you take care of her, then when you look inside, she will be gentle and sweet.
God, these are the most beautiful words I’ve ever heard. Is love exactly that?
The love? I thought you asked me about Din.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №51806
 15.08.2011
XXX: Do good and throw it into the water!)))
If there is good in the water, it is not good.! to

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №51805
 15.08.2011
k@r1!k® (12:21:19 15/08/2011)
For you and me, naturals are the norm, but there are those people for whom it is not the norm. And for them we are a dull grey creature)))
~RANDOM~ (12:21:35 15/08/2011)
I don’t care about the opinions of the pedestrians.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №51804
 15.08.2011
[22:01:34íoch Edited 22:01:54] 1: for example the movie "Man-Puk" was made in a free and very popular 3d proge blender
[22:02:02] 2: therefore man cares nowhere and showed =)))

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №51803
 15.08.2011
<@F1ReB4LL> and why is everything black on football?
<@F1ReB4LL> who is dead again?
<LedZeppelin68> Russian football, probably

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №51802
 15.08.2011
In my student years, when I often ran on dates, my grandmother liked to give advice from the category of "popular tricks". So one such was - in order for the glow to appear in the eyes you need to eat a couple of branches of peanut. It has worked)
Not in vain, apparently, it is now banned, and you say, harmless grass...


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