He witnessed a dialogue in the smoking room.

A man and a woman of fifty years talked.

In general, I am constantly asked on the street how to go somewhere.

You have such a look.

(D) A bit awful – which one?

A second, two, three...

As if you know everything.



I was very curious what thought went through the guy’s head in those three seconds.

She was small, 5 years old. Dad came back from a trip, guests came, party.

And here I mysteriously say:

But you don’t know what mom does at night when daddy isn’t there, and I know!

Everyone is frozen, everyone is curious about what Mom does at night while Daddy is not there.

After lasting the theatrical pause, having looked at many of them, I continue:

She thinks I’m sleeping and I see nothing, but I see everything. She turns the light on, gets the book and reads!

More presidents of Israel have been born in Belarus than presidents of Belarus.

For those who do not believe - On the territory of Belarus were born the first and third presidents of the State of Israel Haim Weizmann and Salman Chazar, the prime ministers Menahem Begin, Itshak Shamir, Shimon Peres, who held positions of prime minister and president

In general, as in the autumn, my daughter declares that we will need jellows for technology tomorrow. I look at the clock, it’s seven o’clock, it’s already dark. I picked up the light and said I went.

They came to the nearest forest, left the car on the road and went to the forest. My daughter sits under the oak, and I light her a candle. A man’s voice from behind. The conscious stranger, I am.

SNS – What are you doing here?

I am looking for a jellyfish.

In the meaning?

I need to go to school tomorrow.

What, what is in the dark?

I remembered my daughter, so she said.

My daughter said she got as much as she needed.

In general, a man walked with a dog on the outskirts of the forest, there came a car and some guy with a child went to the forest, and it was already dark. They talked about the fact that if school needs something, students remember it at the last moment.

When the street dictates the houses, sooner or later your home will become a fortress.

My aunt’s name in her virginity was Cocher. She was arranged, therefore, somehow to work in one organization, and the interview was conducted by the head of the department, and when he heard her surname, he immediately said: "I will take!" And he rubs his hands and says about himself, "It has been completed." And immediately led her to meet the girls in the office where she would work. He takes her to the office and says, “Well, the set. Meet: Koneva, Telegina and Kucher.

I thought I had a good imagination, but this is the third day I have been tormented trying to imagine how Sergey Pavlovich Korolev says, "Let's write our missiles under the shell."

My 8 year old son and I were in the car. He started to go to karate classes. I see, next to the track is a huge billboard with MMA type advertising for the weekend spectacular battles and so on. I think I’ll propose to my son, let’s go and see how the adult uncles make meat from mercantial interests to each other. Grush, say my son! Maybe go to battle? Internal is! The child makes round eyes of horror - Daddy! I will be beaten there!

A few years ago, her wife went to the United States, where her longtime friend, who had already emigrated fifteen years before that, lives. There she was able to fit into the local life, has two own cafes. He works day and night, but lives well and needs nothing. Before leaving, she was asked what to bring from home, what she missed. I still remember the answer. Bring two belts of dog wool and a kilogram of seeds.

I got a cold and my throat got sick. I come home from work and complain to my husband.

The throat hurts simply.

I know it will definitely help you! (Note on the mine)

I am joking:

It won’t help, I’ve tried it already.

What is?

What is?

I work in the Mac, today came the courier, said he brought a scrap, said the package for McDonalds, sign up. The manager did not know that something should come, but since it was not necessary to pay anything, and there was no time to deal with it, it was scheduled, the scrap was taken. Suddenly, in a couple of hours, an Englishman comes, speaks only English, and explains:

Some idiot brought my package to you, and showed a passport, named Desmond McDonalds. Everything came to its place, the courier saw the word McDonalds and then he thought about it himself...He helped to move the dishwasher, talked a little about the situation, laughed and said goodbye.

It was 2013, we and the Koreans graduated from the universities and started actively looking for work. They were quite friendly: by joint efforts to compile a resume and support for test tasks, we managed to arrange almost all of us. Almost almost. We had a friend of Kolyan, in joint discussions about what was needed in the resume, and what was not necessary, took an active part, but could not find a job. I have to say that the guy was not stupid, and the portfolio of any of the educational projects he had, but more than 4 months - silence, one refusal. As a result, I asked in the department of personnel for Kolyan, asked to drop the resume, scratched the whole department, and then friends - this idiot "business" email was: "govno.strausa@....."