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[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №70048
 15.09.2012
The sister went to the worker's bed. I wrote SMS all night.

XXX: And the new one, Kostick, is watching our IRA. Every time she drinks out of her glass, her eyes burn in anticipation.
Yyy: It looks like a phrase from a porn novel.
I think maybe tell him that she doesn’t drink at all, and in her glass she has cherry juice, not wine? No, I will not say, let it lick. I am a bad deaf...)

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №70047
 15.09.2012
by Larissa Ionova:
With the MSU like with a boring man: I have long wanted to break up, but everything lasts too long, he likes my mom and raises my social status.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №70046
 15.09.2012
xxx: Well you, there were sometimes reproductions of Kustodiev’s paintings in it. There was no such porn magazine.
This is for the amateur. For Estonians, there were always the Almanacs of the Hermitage.
xxx: I was ashamed to shake in the Hermitage then, was a young man.
YYY: Yes, I am still ashamed. Although, it would seem, I have full right – the money for the ticket is flat. That is damned education!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №70045
 15.09.2012
From a conversation with my husband about sex toys, in particular about the dildos:
If you want extreme sex, the dildo can be attached to the ceiling.
- Oh, here are the guests, they will ask "What is this hanging here?" And you will say: "Wi+Fi point".
"And why is it so big?" - "The channel is wide".

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №70044
 15.09.2012
I go on the street for business. Meeting a man by phone:

Allo, Aaron Paisakhovich? I finished, everything was decided. How they decided. I’ve been sent out..."

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №70043
 15.09.2012
I brought him home for the first time. I didn’t have time to tell my parents. But it all went well – a dog ran out into the hallway with my whistle in the teeth. And the parents were sitting on a carpet with beer and playing the fool...

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №70042
 15.09.2012
It turned out that we were located in 20 meters from the bear path, there are many traces and fresh nuts, we discovered the secret of how to avoid excesses when meeting a mouse front-to-front, you need to say to him calmly but convincingly "Misha, go on %ui" and he will leave peacefully. We laughed, but the boundaries are quite serious, saying they always do that and it always works.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №70041
 15.09.2012
I forgot the keys in Sheremetyevo.
greatkuzya: what are they?
Dmitry: from the Kaspersky shit
greatkuzya: so crack
by Dmitry Krya

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №70040
 15.09.2012
Gopnik, who will first push the iPhone 5, will receive eternal respect among the boys and will become the official face of Samsung in Russia.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №70039
 15.09.2012
Do you have any recipes from Budapest?
He ate without asking.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №70038
 15.09.2012
My husband has a temperature of 37.2 - dies))), but he is sick, infected.
You are a dying swan! I say.
I am not everywhere dying.


[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №70037
 15.09.2012
I took the phone for repair. On the shelves are sold.
I see one, 1500 is worth. I saw the same thing for $0.99 yesterday.
YYY: Fuck the prostitute is not sold.
Might be sold
xhx: only as long as this prostitute to you by post Russia will bring it old =(
yyy = (

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №70036
 15.09.2012
Why are they all so fun?
Remember, a month ago, the knee was in the hospital. Sanek was still coming to him and said, "You'll have to give you a duck on your birthday, probably," they laughed and forgot. But when he came to him yesterday in the dusk with a cat...
WOW: the real, the fucking, the crawling cat))

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №70035
 15.09.2012
by Nickel3000:
Once long ago, he was engaged in a start-up at a Coca-Cola plant, and the local leadership decided to ban taking bottles from a already working conveyor and drinking. After that, I don't remember who from our organization came to mind an interesting idea, and the next day everyone walked around the factory and demonstrately drank pepsi. The ban was immediately cancelled :)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №70034
 15.09.2012
General chat wot
xenium9a9: looking for girl breast 3-4lvl feed 90-100cm board 60-70cm Soviet production

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №70033
 15.09.2012
I was driving today on the Kadu, 140 in the left lane. The back catches the car and the semaforite with the far light to give up the road. I release, bypasses the Vasovsky fifth pick-up with a van... POST OF RUSSIA! You say they work badly. :)

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №70032
 15.09.2012
Favorite [20:39]: And I even have one thing that you throw into the water and evaporate your face :)
20:40 – Is it a wasteland?

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №70031
 15.09.2012
Tatiana (13:06:30 14/09/2012)
A man comes, I sit here alone, pulls a tail out of my wallet, shakes them in front of my mouth and says, “Colle, pass it over?”? to

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №70030
 15.09.2012
XX: You are ugly yourself! The Ahats are cute.
They also love me...
Oh! What I remembered...
One day the children asked me "What is it: teeth are, and not bites?".
I thought for a long time and answered – a land slug.

YYY: O.O

XXX: They are the same.
You know why?
Because the snails have 25,000 teeth in their mouths, and they have not yet attacked or bitten a single person.

I know how many teeth they have.

XX: I represent the headlines of the newspapers "Vineyard puppies gathered in a band of twenty puppies and attacked a man who walked out his dog. Man in resuscitation, details are being clarified".

YYY: HDDD

XH: I explained to them the same.
In the end, I am a fool, and the answer is a scratch.

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №70029
 15.09.2012
In the U.S. not publicity but civil position, openly and principally, and in Russia secretly and naked.

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