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[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №20359
 15.09.2009
And I am also 24, the salary is also 30 +, the height is also 191 cm, the member is also 22 cm, and also the one is still a pudding.
(c) [Thank you to Thank you to Thank]

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №20358
 15.09.2009
full of unconscious people.
At one of the stops, a girl with a large school backpack enters the bus.
Here is a rather funny exchange of replies:
The 1st passenger:
Where are you going with this suitcase?
to the school.
What a school today is Sunday.
A more awake passenger enters the conversation:
Today is not Sunday, but Saturday.
A voice from the bus:
Isn’t it Thursday today?? to

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №20357
 15.09.2009
Onixegen ‎(2:05):And what is unclear here. There are beautiful chicks from fashion magazines with photographed asses, beautiful stomachs and huge... eyes. And there are girls without cosmetics, clouds fly in their eyes and rabbits crawl.

They jump*
))))))))

Like.NO.Other ‎ (2:05):
Ahha
fucking
I have a rabbit in my eye.)

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №20356
 15.09.2009
<LIFE> (23:16:16 13/09/2009)
I would blind you with my beauty.
<BAD+MAD> (23:16:58 13/09/2009)
Ohha, stifled with the smell, stifled with a beautiful voice and achieved with gentle hands.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №20355
 15.09.2009
In the car:
Do not raise the music on me!! to

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