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[ + 120 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №36057
 15.09.2010
Sorry, of course for UG but my grandfather died so that the Police Police were not called.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №36056
 15.09.2010
xxx: friends, now probably many people know in Ocean cake for half the price. The first time after the cake, there was a very strong poisoning in me, my mom and sister. Decided that it was in the manufacturer, after a while decided to try a little piece of cake. Today it is again trouble, trouble. How are you?
While I am saving coal, enterosgel and diet, maybe there is another remedy?
Do not try a cake that has already been poisoned.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №36055
 15.09.2010
YYY (22:16:54 14/09/2010)
My cat has a name, Caesar.

XXX (22:17:03 14/09/2010)
Why is?

YYY (22:17:35 14/09/2010)
He licked his eggs and his ass at the same time. At the same time, he sits in front of the kitchen, watching when he is fed.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №36054
 15.09.2010
I work in the fleet..I have to go to such places where even the phone catches an antenna once a week. And you know what?!...
I fucking am happy!! to

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №36053
 15.09.2010
Start of study.
September 2, the first day of class. Next to the schedule stands a young man, apparently confused. He leads his finger on the glass, something bats, he will not find what he needs.
She goes by in a good mood, decides to help the poor. The further dialogue:

Can’t you figure it out? Can you find your couple?
I don’t know how to see a pair of audiences. What are the lines?
Now we will find. What is your course, first?
At least the fifth...

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №36052
 15.09.2010
Primary :
Remember Pushkin "there on unknown paths traces of unseen animals"?

The Elephant:
well

Primary :
I have such a shit in the cage. He stood with Dr. in the hallway.

Primary :
They came to wash their hands.

Primary :
It is there that evolution has advanced to the simplest vertebrates already.

Primary :
As a goddess, I cleaned up.

Primary :
Shake up, here we live happily here, breeding up, pissing about the hf, lechino puza... and here the shit! From above from the sky such a hand with a washer in the foam

Primary :
The shit of civilization.

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №36051
 15.09.2010
I went to the car school today.
You are burning!
Emily, I am still silent.
Forget the fucking shit!!! to

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №36050
 15.09.2010
Diana (17:50:03 14/09/2010)
I don’t like a goat, I had two boys when I was 15, they were 20 and both goats.
kipling (17:50:31 14/09/2010)
I had two Dianas in my life, and both were fools.
Diana (17:51:56 14/09/2010)
Go you go

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №36049
 15.09.2010
XXX: How subtle our measures on the Day of the City:
Today, the city of Nikolaev, the Nikolaev region, and in general, all of Ukraine has the most important thing – it has people!
XXX: They have, as they have...

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №36048
 15.09.2010
The house is undergoing major repairs, the stands are dismantled, it is perfectly heard what the neighbors say from below. Dad and son.
Son: Dad, can you dry a man’s eye with a vanity?
Father (thinkingly): Well then you will dry his whole face...
What about a little Vanessa?

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №36047
 15.09.2010
Flash: I composted my brain for half an hour because of the fact that everything is glued in the windscreen, the mail does not work, that malkosoft is curvy and everything is in that spirit. Pilar to Ubuntu.
Flash: as it turned out in the end, this miracle just blocked everything possible in the firewall!!! to
What to take from such people...
Flash: MMM, the money?

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №36046
 15.09.2010
he: Dear, if you buy a photocopy for a carpenter, we will have a rostacuse
She: is it why?
Because you will be ugly and I will not be able to live with you.
Why would I suddenly become ugly?
He: Because you have a morda shaking from a photo for a goat!

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №36045
 15.09.2010
From an official note.
Please increase the price for me, as the price of strawberries has risen, and I lack enough food.
I have a grey...

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