He stopped going to women's football - they score little and the maids don't always take off...

The case was in the GKB No. 7 of Moscow.
A young surgeon, a man, leads a female chamber.
In the chamber - a young woman, who should be taken for consultation to gynecologists to make her ultrasound of the pelvic organs with a vaginal sensor (if suddenly anyone does not know, it is done this way: a condom is worn on the sensor and an ultrasound is done through the vagina).
A young doctor enters the room and says to a young woman:
“Woman, take a condom and go with me.
Why a condom? I have a spiral!

Russia is the only country in the world where the end of the world in 2012 will occur twice, in the new and the old style.

A colleague washed her hair with a horse shampoo - follow the dialogue:

Paul (16:21:10 15/01/2010)
Or maybe oats?
Irina (16:21:27 15/01/2010)
Maybe in the chest?

I call the clinic today. For a long time no one takes the telephone, and then there is such a joyful and very loud voice:
Monday is Monday!! to
I was confused. At the end of the day, they also thought about it, stumbled and gave something:
No... no... a doctor!

This is what people do the first week after the holidays.

Not so long ago I watched the NTV, news, and there was a story about the fact that the PROCESSORS registered with classmates under the photo of a sexy blonde and thus sought debtors. Everything would be nothing, but this blonde was found (a designer from Moscow), and she now demands $5 million. The rub. from the courts. Only in the Great and Powerful can it be.

CRR: There is an opinion that it is possible to interfere with drinks produced from the same type of culture. For example, you can mix vodka with beer (zlacka culture) and cognac with wine (fruit), but not the opposite. Is it so?
Slavs: Well, try mixing beer with vodka, and cognac with champagne, in the morning you will wonder why you did not die the day before.

What will you give to your vibrator on February 23?

Sexy little girl:
Where do you look at porn photos, videos of girls such smooth beautiful intimate places, just as if there was nothing grown there!!!))... What are they doing for that???! to
The McSim:
They do photoshop for that.

And you’re approaching each other... You’re a scrap... She’s a scrap...

On March 8th:
"and to congratulate women that they are women is already a hassle";

We are not like people,
The fuck knows everything, but the fuck the brain.

<Marina> body for references I give yours (by competition)
<Marina> mobile and home
<buzi> no
<buzi> no need, no certificates, I am not a doctor who would issue certificates
<buzi> let me write to you
<buzi> and in general the phone-last century
<buzi> if you give my phone as a reference, then I will create a topic at the Kharkov Forum "I will give a gift to a four-seat bajdarka, for the alloy on the Dnieper> and a tourist backpack for 400 liters and 200 bits of bushes, as well as a liquid for the incineration of fireworks and a guitar without 3 strings with a burnt bottom, as well as a tent, partially ripped" and there I will give your phone and home address and write a request to call from 12 to 4 nights, and it is better not to call and come right away and throw stones in the window.