Watching the movie Twilight
You are incredibly strong, fast. You don’t eat, you don’t sleep at night.
Let me tell you, who am I?
The voice from the room: You are Sisadmin!! to

She: I < 3 you!
He: Of course, you are less than three of me!

I: Is it true that you have a device in your department that reads the data from the destroyed screws?
Clothing of K: Aha.
I: How is it called?
Division K: The Col.

xxx: decided to cook the sardine
XXX: I get out of the freezer, and there are no sandwiches.
xxx: there are nunchaks

<mirrr1> Sometimes I dream that for admission to the Internet, as for carrying a weapon, a certificate from a psychiatrist is required.

You need to translate a lot about a teaspoon and usb into English and get it on American forums. Let’s see who is more stupid, me or them. If they do, then there is a chance to win the cyber war and take revenge for the USSR.

Loki:Students are crazy.They all compete,who of them is closest to the ideal of separation.Fignia is all.We have one came to the universe to talk with friends to smoke and take their stools (!!) From the battery, enters the audience, and there the exam.This genius looks at the lecture and asks "Hello, and you are who?".

Friendship is when you are late for half an hour, knowing that no one will hurt you.
You are coming, and no one is there yet.

The driver in the train: “Listen, you were the last to go to the toilet... So here... Someone did a bunch of things by.>_< "
Passenger: “Sorry, we’re just on the train for the first time.”

It will be fun to give birth to you.
Is it a compliment or a threat?

XXX: Buy a cup
Yyy: Okay what one?
XXX: Well, as usual, the goose is dark.

Arthem: you in the "favourite movies" so dohuya films wrote what "summers" no one noticed?

I was a fun internet nube seven years ago. When registering in the field "confirmation of password" wrote "confirm"...

They have been married for 15 years, more friends than lovers.
You give me flowers twice a year.
M is UGU! Just as much as you give me once a year.
A: It is logical.
After a minute break.
Listen, there’s probably a connection here!

He is Gondon!
He just has his own world.
The world of the Gondons? It does not deceive!
Well, for me, the world of Gondons is somewhere behind the doorstep.

Astrologers have announced the year of the USB spoon.

The number of bugs on the network has decreased.

Please miss it!

Fake 1000R bills are circulating in Moscow. Be careful!
Here are 3 ways to find them on site.
The paper is a little softer
2 - water marks are not relief
3 - the glossy paint is peeled if a little money is washed in this place
The counter immediately sees a fake in it, so do not be very paranoid, only check the money received from a private person! If there is one fake banknote out of three, you will not notice it until you study it carefully.

and luck!

I read now on the rbc in the news - AUTOVAZ found defects in its products.
Yes, it cannot be.