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[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №985
 16.01.2008
How is the session?
Lo†aRTM: (_o_)
What does the egg in the pot mean?
It looks like a bit of a ass.
Faust: and a little on the container in the desolate sphere inside
Faust: Emptiness in a Closed Space
Lo†aRTM: O_o
Faust: In other words, you do not have the option to choose your path, but it is as terrible as the emptiness around and there is no way to escape those problems that oppress the desolate soul.
Faust: (_o_) - and you cleverly encrypted it
Faust: I don’t understand

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №984
 16.01.2008
2:42 The Demon
Please read, there is a ppt.)
2:43 by Smart
Read the lectures, there is PPS!

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №983
 16.01.2008
Dear Odin Basha! From poor students a big request: cut off the site by February!!!! We want to take a session!! to

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №982
 16.01.2008
Solly :
What is the name of a thing that is attached to the guitar and distorts the sound? What about the "Death"?

The Bachan:
The Guitarist!

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №981
 16.01.2008
What does vodka computerists do...

In the evening, the square near M. Clean ponds.
We stay with friends, we don’t touch anyone. From a distance, drunk voices consisting of matte and incomprehensible words are heard.
The voices approach, and we see four young men and a young girl. She approaches us and asks for a bit of beer, arguing that by the fact that she has DR today. In response to the phrase that we do not have a little bit, it sounds drunk Aitish battle, consisting of the names of prehistoric iron and havens programming languages... Friends approach and try to calm her, it begins to be called "sagan hards", "eight-bit stones" and a bunch of more I do not remember what... Among us was Sisadmin Corbina. He said he had never heard such insults before.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №980
 16.01.2008
X: In honour of our friendship, put the Heart.Transmit this message to all your contacts and you will find out how many friends you have.
Y: You have borrowed your henna, the more I know the jump of my friends!
X is jumping?
10 seasons...

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №979
 16.01.2008
<oXoloXo_[notebook]> something fingerprint scanner
<oXoloXo_[notebook]> the little one on the leg can not scan at all
<oXoloXo_[notebook]> Lack of work by developers
<oXoloXo_[notebook]> not counted on Russian user specifics

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №978
 16.01.2008
Crond> Speak to me!

Utaraptor Red> What is there?

Crond> Something struck me out of the toilet, I noticed it late, hit by a stream, it floated somewhere deep.

Utaraptor Red> O lord

Utaraptor Red> This is a perverse rat

Crond> Well I didn’t sit down!

Utaraptor Red> Yes

Utaraptor Red> She would be amazed

Crond> The cat needs to go to the toilet to find out...

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №977
 16.01.2008
From personal observations:
We constantly insult children 3-5 years of age, for the fact that they will get everything to look, take, push, say that we did not do so, etc. And now remember the first time you played what kind of half-life thread, I won't believe if you say that you didn't shoot or throw everything that could only be thrown or moved.)

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №976
 16.01.2008
NosFeratuS (22:48:11 14/01/2008)
Arch

NosFeratuS (22:48:20 14/01/2008)
Someone of us is an idiot and it’s definitely not you.)

NosFeratuS (22:48:25 14/01/2008)
Oh is

NosFeratuS (22:48:31 14/01/2008)
Hm

NosFeratuS (22:48:39 14/01/2008)
OK to be so.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №975
 16.01.2008
How did you get to the former? Did not do nonsense?
Rys: Yes, no, it was crushed with him after absinthe, fucked without prejudice, all as usual :/

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №974
 16.01.2008
The whole truth about the wind...

HY is:
the door...you open...on the threshold...I...I seem to be wrong...but when I saw you I immediately wanted you and decided to find an excuse to stay...I asked for a glass of water...you offered to enter...

by SHI:
...I let you in with a slight confusion... please take off the shoes... I decide to help and with a smile I lean to shake them... at this time you are...

HY is:
I stretch the width and from it right into your face my standing member runs out.

by SHI:
I wave and give
Have you decided to drink this water? Take a pinch...
I start to roast from indignation, I don't notice how I shoot, and I think that's not the case.

HY is:
I catch your hair and stretch your mouth on my guise.

by SHI:
I shout with a dying voice.
Idiot, it was my eye.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №973
 16.01.2008
from the future to "Gentlemen of luck-2!"
"He jumped, he cried out, he went to jail! He jumped, he cried, he went to jail! It’s romantic!"

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №972
 16.01.2008
From life:
On the motorcycle finished gasoline, I had to go on a bicycle for gasoline with a tank on the frame. Picture - enters the fuel tank a motorcyclist in a shovel and a bandana of leather on a bicycle. Suits the fuel worker, I get the money and the phrase "76-th to 120 in the gas tank" and added "fooled pedals to spin, it is necessary to get up..". The employee was in shock. ?

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №971
 16.01.2008
XXX: What is your favorite dish?
The Bear: The Bear!
xxx has quit IRC chanell
......
What shit stole my soap?? to
Chick Convulsively Used to Change a Secret Question on Mail

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №970
 16.01.2008
On the roads tomorrow is expected asphalt and icy, broken and unchecked. On the streets of cities will remain traffic jams and stable mother cover with a thickness of two or three floors.

[ + 45 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №969
 16.01.2008
<xxx>!p and
<xxx> I like this city
<WebGirl> xxx: Weather in Oymyakon on Tuesday 15 January - temperature -51..-49°C pressure 694mm Hg/s wind зап 1 m/c humidity 97% smooth
<xxx> there children do not go to school imho )
<yyy> there are no more hoole and children
<xxx> )
<xxx> none
<yyy> there is probably no more than that :)
<yyy> film "After tomorrow" there and filmed... in the summer...

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №968
 16.01.2008
The neighbors touched in the literal sense of the word... The body screams like a wounded wuki... And the guy blows like a droid vacuum cleaner...

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №967
 16.01.2008
Conversation by phone. This happens only in Russia.
There is nowhere to get up!
2 - Yes, the cars have just been evacuated, come in.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №966
 16.01.2008
He said he was somewhere around 8-9 at home. The shape of clothes parade (in the sense in which you go to the parade rubbish to throw). He asked him to take what you like to drink at this time of day, only a little more, because he has no money, and he also wants it.

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