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[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №13730
 16.01.2009
I saw one man telling a crossword.
This word is -
"end" 4 letters, 2nd letter "o".
Written by: "Spring"
and omg.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №13729
 16.01.2009
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Go to Nashville!
Tag: go yourself
Thank you, you passed the anti-spam check, now you can write to me!

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №13728
 16.01.2009
Veress (03:52:22 14/01/2009)
Show me all your passion, all your emotions and secret desires.

xxx (03:52:30 14/01/2009)
HY is

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №13727
 16.01.2009
12:35:27) he: Vani has 12 apples
12:35:33) he: Petty has 8 apples
12:35:40) he: and Vas in the ass of salt
12:35:51) who was the last to flee from the colloquial garden?
(12:36:19) she is: Vanessa
12:36:28 And what is it?
(12:36:37) She: He has more apples
(12:36:44) he is: fucking
(12:36:46) she is : :-D
12:36:51) he: BASH is right
(12:37:03) he: asked the same question to the blonde, she answered the same - Vanya
12:37:12) he: also, the fox, because he has more apples
(12:37:13) she is a crazy
12:37:34) and what is the correct answer?
(12:37:43) he is: in you stupid
(12:37:47) he is: Vasya!!! to
(12:38:08) he: because his guard from a gun salt in the ass hit him
(12:38:09) she: *HAHA* because he has salt in his pop
(12:38:19) he is: pipet
12:38:40) he: It was meant - Do you know what makes a smart blonde different from a snowman?
(12:38:52) she is: No
12:38:55 What is it?
12:39:05) he: the fact that the snowman at least someone has seen
(12:39:21) she is: *SCRATCH*
(12:39:29) is she: and who?
(12:39:36) he is: fucking

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №13726
 16.01.2009
Sss: Kate, it happens that all your dreams collapse, the beautiful disappears and you feel terrible??? Has a guy ever cheated on you?
The KKK: Yes. Fuck them both with a spade, stitch a lambada and go away. You are the best and that’s all.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №13725
 16.01.2009
Give me $700 in loan
YYY : go
I am going to go ?
Tagged: go go go

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №13724
 16.01.2009
Andrew Marcus (14:48:13 14/01/2009)
found a video

Andrew Marcus (14:48:17 14/01/2009)
Understand the iPhone

Andrew Marcus (14:48:19 14/01/2009)
Hole is

Andrew Marcus (14:48:25 14/01/2009)
I am looking for an iPhone.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №13723
 16.01.2009
Blonde :D
Yesterday, some thick lady from the morning called during the couple, the number was wrong, and Igor began to ask.
Blonde :D
I advised her to go to sleep and don’t zone me anymore.
Blonde :D
While she was calling all day, I even cut off the body. I got.
Blonde :D
and the next morning again, I thought to apologize decided... answered the call....
Blonde :D
And by the place of apologies I will know that I am a fool ended and that everything between us is ended =(

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №13722
 16.01.2009
My wife and I sit behind the notes and play.
She has a missing appearance: favorite, and you want to be in the pop?
I have the same problem: I want.
Just take care, it will hurt you.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №13721
 16.01.2009
1 – What is new?
2 - Yes, I bought a notebook!
2 - And hell with it, with the note, now I have a bunch of poppy polyethylene!

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №13720
 16.01.2009
One day my six-year-old son approached and said, “Life has no meaning.”
I ask: "Why?"
Answer: The teeth fell out...Who needs me now ("

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №13719
 16.01.2009
To know how to cook does not mean to know how to cook, because the most difficult thing in cooking is to raise your ass from a chair and get to the kitchen.
Orange ©

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №13718
 16.01.2009
Hora
I will answer)

Fig
I will not disturb you.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №13717
 16.01.2009
Yesterday I went to the pharmacy for a puddle to calm the nerves, saw the line, psychanula, spit, left. A closed circle works.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №13716
 16.01.2009
British scientists have that people who frequently drink coffee and caffeinated drinks are three times more likely to hear voices of people who are not present and see hallucinations.

Toporkov Vladimir from Vladivostok experimentally established that people who drink beer, vodka, and other alcohol-containing beverages see hallucinations more often and are actively involved in them!

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №13715
 16.01.2009
Not the "Bible" but the "Bible"
Do you, deep-believers, also write the word God’s cow with a large letter?

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №13714
 16.01.2009
On the third day, the neighbor made a small repair and drilled the wall.
After a while, the hellish storm of the perforator appeared in my corridor.

Yesterday, the neighbors upstairs had pipes.
A large corridor has been flooded.

I fell asleep from excessive emotions at 23:00.
Today I am waiting for news from below – maybe the lighthouse will be hanged by the way of a submerge.
by oper.ru

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №13713
 16.01.2009
xxh:Let me shake in the agent opened 3 windows in the 1st acquaintance offers to smoke, in the 2nd I am divorced for sex with three and in the 3rd we discuss with the same group theorem on high-matte....=))) I sit I think about every message for 5 minutes... I am afraid to confuse the windows)))

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY...we are talking about you...

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №13712
 16.01.2009
The pessimist does not see the light at the end of the tunnel, the optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel.

The impasse.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №13711
 16.01.2009
I returned home yesterday, and at the entrance, on the staircase, they stood

Four of the students. I don't know what it's called, rapper or something else.

- wide, down on the ass trousers, jackets blown for six sizes

More than necessary and some silly shoes. As he rose up

In the stairs, I heard them talk about the “shooter” and how they would “sweat.”

of a “Marcus.”

I reached the square between the floors, looked, and one was impressive.

such a castle, the second with a iron rod, the third with a cut of the pipe...

smoking, smoking, sweetening the whole floor, and also when I walked, I said,

What did you want, idiot, to get rid of?

Well, I think, I'll get up now, I'll tell my husband, and we'll see who else's going to go.

The torch will stumble. A neighbor from the fourth comes down.

A low, but very wide-armed man under a forty-year-old, three children. and

He fought and served in mint, and now he became a priest, released long

Her hair, her beard, she walks all in black, almost completely seated.

He heard these schoolgirls tell me, he went down to them. They

Calmed, they saw, probably, his puffy fists and a gray gray –

I thought he was an old metal player.

What is the meeting here, girls? Asked the neighbor. As a priest

He asked, whispering with his bass, from whom the candle lights oscillate, and

The glasses in the windows tremble.

They are silent, only the eyes shake.

Shut up the houses! to Mommy! Eat, multiply and sleep!



Oh how the boys shook! They abandoned their rails and fled. and neighbor

He breathed hard, crossed and said so quietly:

“Guide them, O Lord, on the way of the truth, and I will not put the belt on them.

They will remember for a lifetime! He went to church for himself.

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