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[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №41767
 16.01.2011
I knew that we have original people living in Moldova, but to name an orphanage school - "Pavlik Morozov".

[ + 63 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №41766
 16.01.2011
A friend, a painting teacher, came to work asleep after midnight work and sex. My colleague decided to go. Interview with other teachers:
“Elena, you have such a tired look – you are so dumb.
I am not a fool, I am a fool.

[ + 61 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №41765
 16.01.2011
Krab: News Today: Gaddafi Offered Tunisia to Adopt Socialism
Krab: Tunisia in response demanded agriculture and archery

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №41764
 16.01.2011
by arlan999 (22:54) :
I said you’re in a psychic :)

2man (22:57) :
What a crazy psychic!! Ordinary hospital, here I sit with Napoleon and drunken Kenobi teas.


[ + 64 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №41763
 16.01.2011
The Decanate in my universe is the most decanatic decanate!
He managed to withdraw me from the Faculty of Physical Education because of the credit for physical education, and a couple of days after I abandoned all attempts to recover and set up a full-time job, I managed to recover, and even set the credit, and of course nothing to tell me.
I found out that it was not counted, 3 days ago xD
And don’t say you’re going to the exam and you don’t know anything! I'm going to take the exam and I don't know anything XD

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №41762
 16.01.2011
The first rule of quantum physics: Don’t tell anyone about quantum physics.

The second rule of quantum physics: never tell anyone about quantum physics.

The third rule of quantum physics: the cat is sitting in the box as long as it takes.

The fourth rule of quantum physics: Don’t show a cat box to anyone. Even to myself.

The fifth rule of quantum physics: never open a box with a cat, for nothing, in any case.

The sixth rule of quantum physics is to look at Einstein as a shit.

The Seventh Rule of Quantum Physics: When you are in line for a shed beer, and it is here to end - use it.
Principle of superposition: stand in two rows at the same time or in three.

The eighth rule of quantum physics is that you can stay at home and go to work at the same time. See also p.7

The ninth rule of quantum physics: Time is not linear, but discreet. There are many worlds, our world is always divided.
Creating other worlds.

The tenth rule of quantum physics: Never tell anyone you smoked.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №41761
 16.01.2011
From Wikipedia:

The middle of the 18th century was marked by an unprecedented spread of taphophobia - the pathological fear of burial alive, - accompanied by fierce medical polemics about the "reliability" of certain signs of death. Various methods were offered to identify cases of imaginary death immediately before the burial: from pouring vinegar with pepper into the mouth of the deceased to applying a boiled roast to the feet (and even introducing it into the rectum) of the deceased.

XJIOP
And if I really survived, could I bring them to court?

Feynman
It was the 18th century when there was no democracy.

XJIOP
You wake up, and yourself in the grave, all around in black, and you have a hot pit in your ass.

Feynman
And half a liter of vinegar with pepper in the stomach

XJIOP
And so "Yes, you fuck it!" and died.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №41760
 16.01.2011
Hi, what are you doing?
I: Well, in front of Nashtya I wander, it turned out that I am a full Gandon, this is how you live, you live and you do not suspect.
Friend: How do you not suspect it, I always remind you like you

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №41759
 16.01.2011
Chelyabinsky cats are so harsh that they do not give Chelyabinsky cats.
The year with horror awaits the spring.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №41758
 16.01.2011
My neighborhood is populated by crazy people. I go home in the evening, I cross the road, meet my grandmother goes with the dog. Small as such. The dog stopped and looked at me. Grandma, like all the grandmothers:
Do not be afraid. You are brave!!! to
The dog immediately changed in the face of O. Confidently walked past me. And then I turned around with such a look, like: Well, hide?

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №41757
 16.01.2011
XXX: Are you standing on the tracks?
NN: I am standing! I stand very well! I do not drive...

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №41756
 16.01.2011
I realized that I was working in a friendship team when the employee at the office shouted to me, “Don’t go here, I just broke up!”! to

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №41755
 16.01.2011
Tfk Stjeoggye (15:13:07 15/01/2011)

Oh, how good in nature... fire, tent, air, bear... A bear?! to

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №41754
 16.01.2011
MD: What do you want from him, even his child under the bed at night is not Babayka hiding, but Demon Maxwell

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №41753
 16.01.2011
I eat cooked eggs and eggs all day.
A caring mom that it was probably because I lack eggs in my body.
Yyy: She seems to begin to suspect she has no daughter.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №41752
 16.01.2011
1:53 SinCera: your fist is very wet???)))))))
1:53 wet pussy: very much
1:54 SinCera: straight all flow?
1:55 wet dust: the neighbors below already flooded

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №41751
 16.01.2011
I’m Nikita, I’m making crazy movies, I’m fighting for copyright.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №41750
 16.01.2011
xxxxxxxxxxx:
my mom gave me yesterday. she asks so loudly, horrible: and nook breathe! I breathed, what, the biscuits got stuck again?

[ + 93 - ] Comment quote №41749
 16.01.2011
You are my punch.
Is it because I am fat?
XXX: Not because sweet and with a hole

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №41748
 16.01.2011
The student residence. The Session. The hour of night. The woman’s cry from the neighboring community "HALLYWA LOVIS!" and then the male voice "LEARN DURAAA!"

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