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[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №151620
 16.01.2019
Anecdotes are such a spontaneous feedback between power and the people.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №151619
 16.01.2019
One day I carried a girl, I didn't know at all, I walked on the main, and from the secondary, another car crashed and I slowed. She apparently had the driving rights and skills, was very surprised.
Why do you stop, you are at the forefront.
I shrugged my shoulders and said:
"I just thought about what I would drive while the car is in repair and whether your blood will be wiped out of the panel.
She did not ask me any more questions.

[ + 44 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №151618
 16.01.2019
- I don't understand why under Stalin the rocketist was engaged in rocketing, and not the losing journalist? And, say, the atomic project was driven by a talented physicist Kurchatov, and not a kid surprise? And the defense minister for some reason was a professional military, not a former builder.
This tyrant was so brave over the country.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №151617
 16.01.2019
Goals for 2019:

1st Become thin and athletic again, as I was before the accident.

2nd Stop calling it an “accident” the way I grew fat and lost shape.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №151616
 16.01.2019
My husband and I are looking for a guy who will play the harmonix while we are having sex. All strangers please do not bother.

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