My colleague's son was accepted in 1st class. I must say that the school was muddy, and she was very afraid that he would not be taken. When the exam was over and everyone left the classroom, the examiner approached Tane (that was the name of my colleague) and said, “Thinking boy, let’s take it.”

On the way home, she naturally began to ask her son what he was asked about.

Nothing interesting, Mom. I was shown a picture, a screw on it, and underneath it 10 legs are visible. I asked him how many cockroaches were there.

Well, and you what?

I said that it is likely to be 5, but if there are fatalities among them, then there may be different options.

In the era before the mobile phones agreed with the girl on the first date.

In the circle, it doesn’t matter.

I’m still in shock that I’ve been waiting for a girl in the street for over an hour.

But I was more shocked that she came late for more than an hour.

When I was a kid, my mother and I went to kindergarten. There was frost on the street. And suddenly she says to me, stop smiling, teeth crack.

Since then I have not smiled. never ever.

Never look after luck: a ass like a ass.

Do you want to get a lifetime right to visit the Hermitage for free?

cats
One day to Empress Elizabeth Petrovna came rumors that in Kazan moved mice and rats. Having learned that all this was due to local cats, she issued a "Decree on the expulsion to the yard of cats". In the building of the Hermitage, the cats moved together with Catherine II and became "guards of painting galleries".

Since the 18th century, all the four-legged museum workers who entered the service are entered in the special Book of the accounting of palace cats and for 200 years have kept information about the names of all the furry colleagues, their customs and histories of their arrival in the Hermitage.
Currently, more than 50 cats live in the basements of the St. Petersburg Hermitage. Each cat is named by the museum staff. They are considered full-fledged employees of the museum. Their duties include catching rats and charging two-legged colleagues with a good mood. Museum officials call the cats “ermites.” After several years of work, Ermites retires.

The State Hermitage periodically distributes kittens that were born in the walls of the museum. Important conditions for future owners are to be adult and to have their own, not rented housing. They are given a test period of one month to get used to each other. Do you know what the owner gets with a new pet? Certificate of owner of hermitage cat and the right to a lifetime free visit to the State Hermitage.

Putin spoke about a new price reduction for basic necessity products. Last year it reduced the price of vegetable oil from 70 to 110 rubles.