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[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №11273
 16.10.2008
That’s why you guys cheerfully praise the girl for the mosque, for the fact that they get into the saric, in the box... respect and respect for the fact that it’s a sadness... then the appearance is fine and a figure... tell all your friends that this is the embodiment of a dream... and fucking then you learn that you were changed into a blonde with a typical pink naive foolish face (((... and two months you were murmured by the mosque thinking that it won’t save you... even the scandal of hanging hands dropped down... only the blatantly incomprehensible mosque all tries to understand what happened.
... this is how they are always admired by the smart ones, and the girls are taken by those who are easy to catch up and divorce...

Here are 6 points: P.S. I don’t like my quotation, but it’s boiled in my mouth! ...and I’m sure the quote won’t be approved (((


[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №11272
 16.10.2008
HH: And what to think so clearly)
WOW: How is it clear?? to
XHH: Clearly you are a lovely person to me and I like you very much. So I worry and worry and miss when I have not seen you for a long time.
I like it as a friend????????????? 7
You like it as a girl (You have a seven on the key)
A strong kiss... and how strong?? to
HH: What to measure it? in the horse power.
WOW: just how hard and to measure in what hosh
XHH: Volt at 300 think =)
WOW: I can measure what I will understand...
In the paparazzi?
WOW: Do what you want!
But to understand immediately.
Imagine a large refrigerator. You opened this refrigerator for a whole year and it was empty, and for a whole year you wanted to eat, and there was no money to buy food, and you ate roulette. Then you decided to go deeper and wonder! I found a package of pellets there. I like you as much as these peelings.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №11271
 16.10.2008
and Mania:
The shorter I have the flash is so unique - some interiors are iron, and I lost a pink rubber shell. So I used to suck this flash drive into the back of the system unit, but I did not get into the flash connector, but into an empty hole. As a result, the sink failed in the computer, in the flight hit all the interiors, the system burned. Addons have been removed. shorter burned the mattrinka, the view, the sitemap... the pitch shorter

Tagged: angry

and Mania:
admin said that on the forum of programmers will hang out so that everyone will rust

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №11270
 16.10.2008
And then Heracles understood what the power of Atlanta was, and he separated him from Gaia-earth. And the forces of Atlanta were exhausted, and he died...Because the cable came out of the rocket...And without electricity, no refrigerator will last long..."

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №11269
 16.10.2008
From Asha

Black: Fucking in my yard, some fool burns a washing machine every week. Sometimes they come to burn her. There is a suspicion that it is a kind of bomb: first to warm up, then to wash.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №11268
 16.10.2008
"It is the right thing. They are either fast or dead.
And in Peter they are simply called: KEGLI!!and "

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №11267
 16.10.2008
Plya, a sister (6 years old) in the kindergarten ran around the playroom for her peers with screams "I high your mosque"!!Tonight I had a conversation with my mother about not playing with a six-year-old girl.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №11266
 16.10.2008
The child betrayed.
Nikita and I went to the clinic to donate blood. The child in the office held courageously, when out loud, tragic voice suddenly issued "People, attention, there are vampires, they are taking blood!!!", children-in collective riot, we-run out, because the parents would catch-bite...

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №11265
 16.10.2008
Pepez banks are looking for a way out of the financial crisis!
I go to the subway today, against me a large banner on which it is written in large letters: only until the end of October there are deposits for the population under 13% per annum, well, and how the star is drawn (a type of drawing). I read the note, in small letters it is written: the program is valid for deposits of 30 million rubles!
I think I'm the only one that's so bad on the subway without driving 30 million?

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №11264
 16.10.2008
Atrius (11:56:14 14/10/2008)
Hi to you!
Lina (11:56:33 14/10/2008)
Hi to!
Atrius (11:57:01 14/10/2008)
Slept out?
Lina (11:57:11 14/10/2008)
Hm... well yes! and what?
Atrius (11:53:20 14/10/2008)
I thought we might go somewhere tonight.
Lina (11:53:25 14/10/2008)
I am married!
Atrius (11:53:27 14/10/2008)
I know! ?
Lina (11:53:46 14/10/2008)
I do not betray my husband.
Atrius (11:54:05 14/10/2008)
That’s good, I’m glad to hear it! So where are we going?
Lina (11:54:13 14/10/2008)
I won't go anywhere with you I love my husband, and I only communicate with you online, so don't stick!)
Atrius (11:54:35 14/10/2008)
Lena... Get rid of work, the night shift schedule has tortured you, and me at the same time!
Lina (11:55:42 14/10/2008)
What did you get, and what do you have to do with it?? to
Atrius (11:56:01 14/10/2008)
In the infu of my look stupid!!!!! to
Lina (11:56:09 14/10/2008)
Oh... Sash... you go home and buy bread, or you are lazy to go by yourself! I love you!


[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №11263
 16.10.2008
<Gogenhaim> I recently thought here (for the first time), how difficult it is for gynecologists to search for something in Google at work)

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №11262
 16.10.2008
I propose to omit quotes where students (and especially schoolchildren) communicate matte with teachers.
Or they think that their "strange crusts" deserve the attention of the tourist readers...

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №11261
 16.10.2008
she> spotted with all clay ) face, legs above and pop

she> read that if the pop smash wrapped with a food film and put on warm pants, then do this exercises.

She> check here ?

he> if pops are soaked to wrap with a food film and put on warm pants, then push it all into the oven, you will get a fucking baked goose :)

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №11260
 16.10.2008
We have a girl in the office, although not a blonde, but a bright Bukina of life. - I told everyone that the trade department wants to arrange a sabotage today. Everyone set up for the holiday, and they wrote the dismissal statements... It turns out that she meant sabotage.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №11259
 16.10.2008
The Chat:
<Johny> I am Julia I am 23 years old, I want sex.
<ALfreDDD> Hi, I am Andrew, I am 27, ready to help you xD
<Johny> ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah :DDDD
* Johnny banned by @1admin1
<ALfreDDD> I also fuck him, I am not 27, but 17)
* ALfreDDD banned by @1admin1

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №11258
 16.10.2008
To the programmers (P) just came admin (A), stood in some thoughtfulness a little and said:
A: The problem is solved. A USB scanner is found.
Q: Have you been talking like a windy for a long time?

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №11257
 16.10.2008
DDoS attack on the provider was disrupted by the quality of its services (c) Mazahaka

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №11256
 16.10.2008
Mother
The client has now arrived. He forgot his passport, there is no stamp, and he has to ship the goods. Irina says, “How can I recognize you?” I am in classmates.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №11255
 16.10.2008
XHH: My Kent Nefor on the past pair was expelled. Prepod said that he would take it off the next time (he has non-tunnels in his ears)
WOW : and?
HHH: So today that wise man came without them. Ears in the style of bubbles..She gave him an account and said he didn't need her subject.
WOW: What is the subject?
XX: Medical Ethics with Deontology
by O_0

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №11254
 16.10.2008
Survey on one of the websites:

Do you need the "Advertisements" section?

- Yes, I will place video ads - 4.86%
Yes, I’ll be interested in looking at it – 16.85%
- No, it will not be necessary - 11.87%
I am Batman! - 66.42% of

They seem to have included the last paragraph.)

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