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[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №157044
 16.10.2021
I took the same course twice, with a difference of three years. The same textbook. And here I came to the task, where you had to answer questions, but the answers to write on another page. I wonder, I thought I! Now I will write the answers on a leaflet and compare what has changed in my life in three years. There was nothing special except one question – the worst person you’ve ever met in your life. The answer was the same, Michael.

Oh, Michael... That was my boss many years ago. A rare nest.

How should I be a fool, that in all my travels through cities and countries, to keep the bar of the best fool for ten years? ! to

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №157043
 16.10.2021
My son did not want to go to the garden. I give him the theme that the garden is such an elite institution, where all adults want to return, but they cannot. not let go. All adults want to eat, sleep and drive machines for a day. Now he walks with pleasure and even sometimes foreign parents secretly language shows, say, envy silently, fools.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №157042
 16.10.2021
The next generation of our people will no longer live with the coronavirus.

[ + 62 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №157041
 16.10.2021
About the beating in the subway or "why the Russians moved the men"

I think everyone is aware of the recent incident in the Moscow metro, where citizens without nationality behaved loudly, a aunt made a comment to them, they sent her, a guy advocated for her and broke his face with a crowd of three noses. Immediately after this story on the Internet raised a rumor from the couches that the men in Russia translated, that only one came in and that's all.

Let us, dear reader, examine this situation in detail.
There are three drunk degenerates in the car. Two of them are former criminals. They perfectly understand what interferes with others and, moreover, consciously provoke them. With them they had a knife and a gas bowl, which, without consideration, launched against the police who detained them. They do not have brakes at all.

And here you want to stop their hamsky behavior. Here it is 100% clear that there will be a fight and words will not be limited to everything. Courageous citizens without nationality are simply overwhelmed. Especially a drunk. Especially in the sight of the roots. The fight will be one against three. Because you will come alone and they will come alone. Then we have two options:

1st If you have a striking personal level, you are engaged in handshake from the sperm stage and follow the advice of our president "if a fight is inevitable - you have to hit first", then you are putting all three. Naturally, if the degenerates did not have time to get the knives and you are lucky. And in a moment you hear the most active passenger, 10 seconds ago cried out to the men, already calls the machinery and asks for a suit. Not for the noise, but for you.
I’ve been on the metro for many years at night and watched everything. And in 95% of cases, those who demanded protection from their uncle, after a moment, ask for his arrest. Because they thought he would resolve everything somehow peacefully, calmly and with a good conversation. And he, a maniac and sadistic, is totally intolerant to throw his fists on living people.
And those twigs, like sirens, begin and bleed at every corner! It damages the mood of active citizens.

After that, you are detained, watched the camera recording and it turns out that no one touched you with the finger, and you, on the same place, put three guys who peacefully came to study and went from the institute home. And around the OVD you will be waiting for 50 toned Prior.
As recently happened near Novosibirsk, where citizens without nationality were desperately demanding to be handed over to them for execution by an entire police officer who shot their fellow tribal degenerate.
And then the relatives of the beaten will go to whip all the channels, as the evil skinhead beat their bloodshed. They, surprisingly, even now tell what their sons-cartons were good, helped everyone, for the whole life no drop in the mouth, no centimeter in the jop and how they are surprised what happened and probably Moscow ruined them. And in every social network there will be hundreds of threats to you and your family. Citizens without nationality always behave according to the same scenario.

And you’re just wildly lucky if after a year of terrible problems you get out of condition. Rather, as in the well-known case with the stormy Chimist Tarmaev, you will sit for many years.
He, I will remind you, was attacked in the same subway 10 years ago by a crowd of 6 citizens without the same nationality. He first fled from them into the neighboring car, and when they caught it, knocking off with a knife, struck one. Eight years from call to call. He came out that year. He was still defending himself!
And in the described variant there would be no self-defense.

2nd If you don’t want to hit the first and just go talk, then you yourself will be struck with the same probability of 100%. Moreover, the traditional way for citizens without nationality is from behind, like this guy. And it’s good if they don’t kill or turn into a plant.
Well, then you will find out that the citizens who beat you will simply not find you. If they find it, they will suddenly be released. We, you know, even after murders, representatives of some nationalities like to let go. The width of the Russian soul. We can remember the year 2010 and 2010. And only the most powerful resonance forces the lawmakers to work. This was the case in 2010 and now.

As we can see, there are only two options: either, with a huge probability, to sit down. Or, with the same likelihood, to lie down or remain disabled. The guy, who entered the conflict, acted boldly and decently, but, in fact, he did not help anyone and decided nothing. As a result, he exchanged his health for the freedom of these degenerates.
Because of his injuries, they are now being planted. But in his case, a lot of factors succeeded: he was simply miraculously not killed, degenerates were caught on hot tracks, a wild wave went on the Internet and law enforcement agencies immediately started to work actively. And it could have been otherwise and he would have lost his health simply: no one was saved, no one was punished. This, unfortunately, happens very often.

And when someone in the car makes a noise, and an active aunt calls on those same men to do something, such a man stands, scrolls all this in his head and realizes that now, in the right place, he can break his entire future life. A bonus, and the life of his aunt. For example, mothers, wives and daughters.
They will never approve when they learn that their son/husband/father will be bound to bed for the rest of their lives because of the rage in the subway. Or go dusting Siberia for years.

What to choose a man? How to set priorities? Who is more important to him? It is very easy to talk about some abstract men who have translated.
Because of the fate of an abstract man to make fun of everyone. He just has to solve the problem, and what’s going to happen next with him is a pocher. Therefore, all sufferers of real men should always have in mind their son/husband/brother/father/friend. Are they ready to specifically kill him in a fight because of the rage in the subway or the village?

But citizens who fight for missing men live in their own pink world. There you can have three drunk courageous degenerates with knives somehow so humbled that nobody will even suffer and everything will end quietly and peacefully, and everyone will remain friends.
Probably a good word and fatherly advice. But this only happens in fantasy. In life, aggression is suppressed only by even greater aggression. This, in turn, leads to health problems in some and with the law - in others.

Unfortunately, this is how real life is arranged. She is surprisingly cynical and cruel. This is not a matter of courage and courage. This is a normal calculation, without which it is not possible. The bets are very high. To sit or lie down, protecting yourself and your loved ones is one thing. Protecting the life of a stranger is something else. But getting the same thing just because of someone’s roughness in the subway is generally the third.

What had to be done in this situation?
Yes, the same way, in the end, and did - press the contact button with the driver and call the police to the car. That is what solved the problem. Not the intercession of a guy who heroically fell in an unequal battle, but the button-called police who detained the degenerates. Just called her, for some reason, after being beaten.
Should have been immediately.

Not with useless remarks to degenerates to climb, but call specialists to communicate with them. Let them understand, it is their job, they are paid for it from our taxes. The same thing would have happened, but the man would not have been hurt.
The degenerate, when arrested by the police, got a knife. And if a police officer has a board and can shoot such a creature like a ragged dog, then the citizen cannot do so. The citizen, with a 100% probability, will be destroyed.

And the question to the outraged citizens from the couches should be put differently: not "why the men moved," but "why the smart ones moved," regardless of gender? Why are they ready to go into conflict with the three degenerates, but are not ready to press the contact button with the driver? Button in the wagon a bunch, press any. Why did no one do it?
Why, in order to press on her, they wait for a person to be hit with their legs first? Does religion not allow? Why do they fight and demand to solve the problem from some men, but persistently do not want to call other men, who are just paid for these challenges?

I called the police several times in the subway. They always entered the station and drove out big characters. And always the most active demands to humiliate the noisy, looked at me after that, as a traitor.
One day a aunt, a minute ago, shouted, “Men, are there men here?” She even told me:
“Couldn’t you figure it out yourself? Because of you, you will be put on board! You are a shame, not a man!”

So we live.

by Cottoblog

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №157040
 16.10.2021
French cheeses cannot be imported, and French uranium waste can be imported. Look not to confuse.

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