Today my boyfriend gave me a wedding ring. It was so cute and romantic until he said, “One day I’ll marry you... but for now I want to meet other girls.”



Yyy: “One day I’ll wear your engagement ring... but for now I want to wear other rings.”

Better excuses than accusations have not yet been invented.

My name is Oksana. She hated her name all her life, at the age of 14, when she received her passport, she wanted to change it to Xenia. The whole family fell in hysteria, as I was named in honor of my late grandmother, said, it is a memory, disrespect, all that. not changed. Nine years have passed. The name of Oksana is still alien to me and cuts my hearing, but I already have a bunch of documents: two diplomas, rights, bordered with open visas. It seemed to be reconciled. And recently sold the grandmother's house and found her documents. My grandmother was called Xenia.

Are you interested in cybersecurity?
and yes. Send the summary to the mail.
I put it on your computer on the desk. The file is called “Have to take!” In any case, duplicated into your folder "Selections" at home.
The second! Home computer in the autonomous! It is not connected to the network and the Internet at all!
Sorrento removed from home.

Today, my wife shaved her hair so that it looked like Hitler's eyebrows. Now she calls it Clitler.



YYY: Hm, what’s wrong here? According to my performance.



zzz: It would be okay, but then she forced Clitler to kiss in the pot.