I wonder how to abstain from a couple of days when young?! to
YYY: cut off the hands

by Denis13:25
You are
Thirsty13:26
In the red pants.
by Denis13:26
and more detailed
Thirsty13:27
50% synthetic 50% cotton

On the page of a friend:
My favorite films:
I would tell you what I like, but I just have my mom in friends.

Advertising MTS Connect is the most true advertisement in the world - the modem hit the USB and he immediately threw the copyt... =\

Do you know these girls?
Well, those who whisper to your ear say, “If you don’t fuck me, I’ll scream.”
They are good.

I came to appoint the computer director. Instead of a mouse carpet, he has someone’s work card.

XXX was missing.and :)
YYYYYYYYYYYY
X: Did you say it erotically?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I am finished, thank you. In a few days I will write again.

I have a wife giving birth.
[xxx] is out of the game world
I am his wife.
[YYY] is out of the game world

From the Optimizer Forum:
The Sukhumsky monkey also delivers. There they allowed to feed macacos, sell packages with food...
Communication with our ancestors is indescribable.
In my eyes, the gamadryl caught and pulled out of the hands of a solid man the whole package with this same food (defined as if to visit and feed monkeys in all the cages). How angry he was! Incredibly, fiercely, trying to engage in a dialogue with Gamadril.
Gamaliel behaved more decently.

She: Did you drink beer with dried cancers?
Cancer does not dry.
She: Why? The fish is dried.
I: Cancer is not a fish, it is an articulate.
She is like a turtle.
I: Turtles are floating.
She says: The swirling ones are snakes, and the turtles are mammals.
I: No, I am a wanderer.
She: Idiot, read the botanic.

Head of Department. When you appear in the door, "All, come to me".
Head of Sector. "Who has vaseline"
I am. "There is no vaseline, I can give a thermopaste".
Head of Sector. "Do you think everything is so serious that it will smoke?"

The girl complains:
D: And I burned my hand with the lighthouse.
I am: Oh! The chicken smells.
D: Call me a chicken again, I’ll take your eggs off!

XHH: I’t have been operating a swastika. One medical mistake would be more.
I would be happy to operate.
I am a builder of education.

xzz: Hi to you))
Can you print my course?
222: There are no colors
2 2 = =
XZZ: Yes my mother.
222: GG, see I'm not the first already with you xDD
Xzz: Yes, you fucking my last, because I was disappointed in the men. I’ve been looking for a reason to come to you or that you come to me... All!
222: O_O

ckkpss: the particular spicyness of the situation is given by the fact that in Yekaterinburg for the night the street lighting is turned off, so the numerous surveillance cameras located in the center, which could help to find and detain the perpetrators, proved completely useless.
rockamark: in Yekaterinburg for the night the street lighting is turned off... URAL, I LOVE YOU!
Ant0hio is During the daylight, the street lighting works properly.
ckkpss: In light it doesn’t work because it’s so light.
Protopop_Avvakum: No one has a logical question - Do you have the lights?

Jozker: I sit in my office, suddenly I hear a timid but persistent knock at the door
Jozker: A young man is flying, and immediately from the threshold begins to smile to me as if I am a pop star and he wants a child from me.
Jozker: It is represented by Heraclius and begins with the words "I know that in your Directorate there are exceptionally highly educated and skilled, and exceptionally culturally developed people, I would like to offer you tickets for a wonderful show."
Jozker: Without having the time to say highly culturally, “Yes, Heraclius, I am happy to go naked, you go after me FAST!”" My boss breaks into my office, Heraclius hides behind her from the force of the door that opens, and she doesn’t see him entering. In her manner of a former high-ranking prosecutor, she declares that they have sent a request again and must be answered this time so that they understand that we are angels and they are fucks in boots, and how the hurricane is flying out of the office further.
Jozker: The door like a movie slowly returns to its place.. distributor Heraclius captured my understandable smile, shakes his legs (in the style of Rzhevsky "honour I have") and silently leaves my office in silent silence.
Jozker: I think next time he will bring us flyers to "Leningrad" instead of tickets to the theater.

Everyone knows the Braut Assistant washing machine (such a two-sided red-blue, for a pencil and pencil).Interested in the white layer in the middle - for which she cut the rubber. The boss came and thought he would crack. As a result, the entire office cuts tires, experiments.
Finished with a request to the manufacturer.
...
Then you write off how!! to

wk-cof: We didn't see the cat during the leak and it was carried by a neighbor's cat. No one needed the cats, so they ran for cat contraceptives to the zoo. I bought it, but the cat refused to eat it. And then I hear my mother in the neighboring room trying to inject a pill into the cat and quietly says:
Eat the fool. The best thing is behind, it will only get worse.
wk-cof: I am re-evaluating my position on maternal love.

I own the meat machine perfectly. I have a kilogram of meat twisted - like two fingers!

From Zh Šestakov:

AutoVAZ has chosen a few miserable names for its new machines. Idiots, you’d better turn to me. They would get normal names cheaply.

Lada Volkswada

Lada Stavrida

Lada Golgofa

Lada Bibica

Lada Kastetta

Lada Kakava

and

Lada Gaga

P.S Another must be the “ambulance” Lada Bahila and Bablada.