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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №105544
 16.11.2014
"Trolls are increasing visibility of [news sites]"

Leon_Z: Ah... Where is Borja Shmul? By 300 and more comments raised... Rich power was a troll :)

[ + 13 - ] Comment quote №105543
 16.11.2014
Plus she gets it! A unique, apolitical, non-educational and, miraculously, funny quote!

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №105542
 16.11.2014
Just try not to feed your cat with food, even expensive. Boil her eggs, boil the fish, boil some meat there (not sausage or sausage, of course), so that she would continue to be healthy and happy.
You just showed me how heroic I am eating.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №105541
 16.11.2014
From the news:
"First aircraft of the Russian Air Force flew to Guinea to fight Ebola"
The doctors failed?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №105540
 16.11.2014
The situation in the citation

Four Zen students, and close friends, promised each other to keep silence in order to deepen their meditation. The first day was silent. Their meditation began favorably, but when the night came and the petroleum lamps became very dull, one of the disciples could not hold back and shouted to the servant:
Repair these lamps.
The second disciple was surprised when he heard the first spoke.
We agreed not to say a word, he said.
You, Bollywood, what are you talking about? I asked the third.
I am silent, the fourth.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №105539
 16.11.2014
Roman: a friend paid attention to the fact that the hryvnia most often stabilized to the dollar on the numbers of Fibonacci - 2, 3, 5, 8, 13. The forecast is 21 :)

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №105538
 16.11.2014
XXX: A great shirt, by the way.
YYY: Who doesn’t think of making a party like this? I would buy a couple.
Zzz: To make two mistakes in the word “no one” at once, it has to be tried.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №105537
 16.11.2014
>What right do you generally have to make a comment to someone else?

They swim. The most immediate. If the parents have not instilled the rules of behavior in society on someone in disregard or intentionally since childhood, then the rest of the members of society will have to do so later, and not shyly shut their eyes or shyly turn away, because they do not have the right to make a comment, encouraging all kinds of shamelessness and unculture.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №105536
 16.11.2014
Correspondence with classmates
My 12-year-old grandson doubted that there are modern families with seven children. I had to show you photos of your family. This photo he commented on as follows: "Probably, their mother has a subscription in the nursery...".
The literary gift of the grandson is clearly from the grandmother!
UUU: However, this is not the most curious comment on our family... the most emotional was the phrase "cool - six children! " (then still) - repeated for 4.5 minutes (I noticed). And it was an eight-year-old girl in a music school, where my five students are studying... violin, forgive God...

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №105535
 16.11.2014
Listen, well, at least you get somewhat more funny, or it's boring to read.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №105534
 16.11.2014
From the Lithuanian Forum:

My daughter and grandmother read the book "Samson and Roberto." The first part was about the fact that Samson and Roberto were very poor, dreaming of sausages and bones, and so on. The daughter was very immersed in this topic, began to play with the grandmother in these characters.

And I just sold our children’s things that day, all of which the children have grown up long. Here are the buyers, looking at the bed. My beauty comes in from the room, all in the image, and with a sad, quiet voice says:
And we are hungry here, so we dream of food at least some. Did you bring us anything?"

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №105533
 16.11.2014
The shop "Patriot. A few years ago there was a shop of women’s clothes "Amnesia".

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №105532
 16.11.2014
The hardest thing to do is clean the bathroom.
Of course, she is burning.)

[ + 43 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №105531
 16.11.2014
“Every day I take out the rooted steering wheels from the ended hands of the street drivers, I roll into the rolls of the fools who tried to write SMS, crossing the highway, I collect, like a puzzle, debils who lighted their lightning in the gasoline tank, and I burn in the grave of the idiots who tried to spire the high-voltage cable. There is no end to this, which clearly testifies to the intellectual level of the population."

and c)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №105530
 16.11.2014
About the names...
of Chelyabinsk! I am proud of you.)
The name of the car "Shared sponges")))))))
Well mushrooms in the sense of washing)))

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №105529
 16.11.2014
here here :
Have you ever seen two or four year old kids? What kindness and education??? At this age, children at the level of development "what I see, I sing".
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Correction: they are at this level, if you deal with them at the level of what he understands, small yet!" And if you take for the basis the idea that the child understands everything perfectly - it suddenly turns out that children are not foolish at all and learn very quickly both good and bad. Somewhere it was that the most educated children in Japan, Korea and other parts of the East - and all because they are treated there not as children, but as future adults.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №105528
 16.11.2014
I have a degree in psychology on the subject of relationships. Home porn is one of the discussed and approved sources. BSDM porn is part of my work process, and nothing else.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №105527
 16.11.2014
The cat in the house is not only mimics and sessions of relaxing murmuring, but also... suddenly... hardly wrapped into the house a huge threshold, extracted on the neighboring balcony

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №105526
 16.11.2014
The Testers!

The child is learning computer science. "Mom help..." from the word "run" in five steps you need to do "step". In the process of converting the word I added "bag". It gives a rating of 2, no such word.
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You found a bug in a computer science teacher, contact the developer. Another bug is possible - if the word "ficha" is not familiar to this prepute.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №105525
 16.11.2014
The morning. My daughter is 5 years old, wearing clothes in the kindergarten, can't plug a button on her pants. The Father:
You're getting married soon and you can't hold the button.
The girl with tears:
Everyone gets married in dresses, and I have to wear these pants.

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