Funnel and nuts are best crushed in a garlic cooker. Do not thank.

We drive with a friend from Poland, he is driving, tortured, tired. I try to fall asleep, but I can’t, I say something to him, he’s silent. He asked again, he was silent. The third time is this: do not sleep yourself and do not interfere with others.
Sleep as a hand. Fuck you fucking!

Comment on the news "the search in the App Store has worked in a new way":

The Capricorn:
And with the next update, Siri will say, “Listen, this app has a low rating, try it better, this is a similar app from competitors.”
And after one update we get an even smarter Siri, it will tell you, "I noticed that this app often flies out, and at the same time you tastefully mated (the microphone is constantly on) and tried to break the iPhone, aggressively scattering it (data from the gyroscope pulled), let me just install the application of the competitors (having collected data on the use of which, Siri realized that everything was okay there).
In the end, she won’t even ask:
Jarvis, all the power on the accelerators!
It is done, sir.

My sister moved to another country.
I: The only plus of your move is I don’t need to watch horrors with you.
C: So I don’t see them without you.

The All-Russian Federation on Doping was suspected in light athletics.

News "The Russians will be taught how to defend themselves with selfie sticks"

The comments:

by Igor Ivankin
How is a selfie stick different from a telescope? Except for weight. I will buy a telescope and give it for a selfie stick.
And if serious, this is a rather difficult dilemma for lawmakers: people, in fact, now walk with telescopes. At the same time, the law of prohibition of telescopes is considered a nonsense. The head can be broken with a turnik.

13th Ilya
Fighting selfie sticks - from the iron stations of the USSR! Cheap and without intermediaries!

Alexander Timchenko
What about CHO? If as a selfie stick to use a baseball bit with an iron case attached to it in the shape of the "morgenstern" for a smartphone - this is the same for self-defense!!! to

Sergey the owner
You will need to search in the internet about titanium selfie sticks..... if you beat it... and shock in the smartphone.

“It was you who almost struck me and a few others, pushing this damn brake to the focus on the red light of the next lightfork and flying out, visging the tyres, to the middle of the pedestrian crossing? And I didn’t even notice that the green light for pedestrians has been flashing for five seconds and will be flashing 15 more.

Everything is normal. After the death of the terrorist, the anger falls out of him. There are two passports. Usually alone though.

Serhiollll: The river has 2 banks - left and right. How is it with the lakes? Artificial water reservoirs in the shape of a multidimensional?
wagonw: The locals define places like this: The struna where Potapich has eaten the som! Or the side where Mikhalich drunk fell from the boat and drowned! IDF: 0 by the event!

Wut: Klichko has won again
Lily: What is it?
Well not boxing!

And now I have an excellent Russian-made kitchen, which has about 160 parts, two bags of cartridges, dumbels, nails and screws, as well as two whole sheets of instructions. They look like this: "Here is a bag for you, here are spare parts for you, put everything in one bunch and mix until you guess the sequence.

Oh yes! I, having assembled the Russian kitchen alone from a set of boards, staples and facades, so pumped my levels that I now collect kits from IKEA without looking at it at all.

Grandma has just arrived.
I need to write out "Physical Education and Sport" and "Magic and Life".
So I wanted to answer "You will finally decide".

Do you really think you can quit smoking?
Netter: Well I could start.
Sungin:... logically, ept

Return the literate publishers to Zdolba! li!!!!!!!! to
Do you have any food for your students???? to
by 18835
"no one does not", "no one does not say about anything" - in a self-respecting publication for such mistakes, the editor is dismissed in vain!

xxx: And I want a toy luke with a laser target)
Is Laser Targeting Really Suitable?
xxx of course! It is the essence! You pull them out of the couch and shoot them immediately.

xxxh: I was looking for a meat machine, stumbled on a review on the website of the online store: (orthography of the author is preserved) Good meat machine - meat grills quickly. Very liked that low noise level - children will not be if turned on in the morning. In general, in the home, this meat machine is a real salvation.
Well, in principle, if it is THAT to use straight from the morning)))) then there will definitely be no children))))))) and yes, in this sense it is in everyday life and really "salvation"!

Next to me in the subway talked two elderly optimists

xxx: "In these houses that are Khrushchev, no one lives anymore. Only refugees are provided apartments in them"

xxx: I didn't get upset guys - they live in such a classy country :)

Here you are, smart man.

I just watched the first series...
and sad. and weak. ...
And most importantly - during viewing did not leave the obsessive feeling that all this was shot by some external observers, with our legendary 90s acquaintances listening.
I looked at both directors’ interviews.
Here is the guess!
Both are born in 1983.
In 1995, they were both 12 years old. They were small at the time, barely walking under the table.
Well, what can people who have not lived this life get about the sense of the world of the 90s?

I will not argue about the series. But your mother! I was 7 in the 95's - and this is not an indicator! It was very felt when the mother-in-law - not once Alkashi - took everything out of the house, so that we and my sister did not bend. When at every step they try to take the last - and they even succeed. When you don’t go to school for a few days, because you don’t have the strength to get up. When a crowd of gopars runs through the street at night from one person, but this one has a gun in his hand. When you go out of the entrance in the morning, and in the basement (where it is warmer) a crowd of spectators - your peers. When, finally, every week, the ambulance with the blessing of mints brought out of the house another hanging / poisoned / opened neighbor, who all lost due to the machinery of the ruby. All of us, fucking, felt it. And fear for various reasons, and poverty, and humiliation, and a lot more.

xxx: I wonder how much the debian will break if you write out the butterflies there and make a dystapgrid? =) is
XXX: Probably too much
Yyy: Mjye knows enough o.o.
zzz: they’re putting out these bumps, and then they’re knocking each other in the ass!

A review of the Ural Dark Force motorcycle:
It had to be a “captain bridge” in the hill to do. Make a two-seater cylinder, move the controls there and name the series "Millennium Falcon". Behind the shuttle sits the proud and gray (from happiness, to see) owner, in the place of the shuttler his grown-up friend, who has already lost his human appearance and roar in a drunk ugar.