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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №153320
 16.11.2019
The start of Carlson reminded me very much of a fighting club. Carlson for Baby as Tyler Darden. The baby is clearly mentally unstable when he sees Carlson for the first time. He was beaten, his parents are not involved, there is no contact with his brother and sister, the dog was crushed. As a result, he spreads the room (fighting club) being in his alternative personality. Which is not afraid of anything, nothing and no one needs anything (except a bowl of strawberries and a huge cake with crumbs) and in general the complete opposite of the baby. Parents eventually find nothing smarter than leaving a seven-year-old alone and going to the cinema with the whole family. A classic of the genre - he went out to the window. In reality, such cases exist and do not end so positively. A sad thriller.

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №153319
 16.11.2019
A young master becomes an adult professional when he realizes that "working a lot" and "earning a lot" are not always interrelated things.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №153318
 16.11.2019
Uber driver arrives. I see in the profile of the prize "interesting interlocutor" and "know how to support a conversation", I think, well, I will have to build a polite passenger all the way and talk meaninglessly. A car arrives and the driver is deaf. Fuck what people are ironic about.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №153317
 16.11.2019
When the feminists were outraged that the gender division in the bathrooms wasined, the men rejoiced, but when they saw the feminist, they demanded to leave everything as it is.

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