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[ + 32 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74401
 16.12.2012
from the film. This is my daughter, she has an open gunshot wound." I tried to imagine a closed gunshot wound, a little brain not broken.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №74400
 16.12.2012
I am a mysterious woman.
“No, dear, you’re a woman, you know!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №74399
 16.12.2012
I can understand three Japanese words.
But in the text, it is shit!
Fuck, fucking from the street!! to

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №74398
 16.12.2012
Hahahaha, I slept all night yesterday.
Woke up at night.
And I dreamed of ghosts in our apartment, in general, it was a little brick walking around the apartment alone.
I walk through a dark apartment.
I sit at the computer.
15 minutes sitting.
Susanna shuts off electricity
I bleat alone in a dark apartment with a whore in my head
This is all shit.
I go to sleep
At 8:00 a.m. someone calls on their cell phone.
Unknown number
I answer, I say hello, and there are the Sukanazuzwuki of the moving train.
YYY: There was a wheel knock there?
Tagged with: ahah
yyy: cool, I would give it up

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №74397
 16.12.2012
pappabear: like girls it is not easy to live... they have to add the letter "a" after each verb!)))

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №74396
 16.12.2012
We are an invincible people!! I watched the discovery tonight. The program itself. They showed about the Antonov-225 aircraft, as it is tested after the flight (shortly, technical inspection). Chassis check, the front wheel is not cleaned - a serious problem! Voice after picture:"The fault of the hydraulics of the front chassis was corrected by corrective actions on the control panel in the cabin"... and on the screen the Slovenian pilot with rage pulling the rubber up and down!!! to

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №74395
 16.12.2012
Choose a shorter. A game for Google or a forum.
xxx: I have half a night, I don't want to decide anything, I want to eat, sleep, on vacation and on handcuffs

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №74394
 16.12.2012
From the movie about Pope's Pig:
"Teddy has a lump! Teddy has big eyes because of the lupus."
I imagined an epic picture, I thought.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №74393
 16.12.2012
The xxx:
Fucks are crazy, crazy.
YYYY :
Frogs and frogs are pale.
The xxx:
Are you mocking?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №74392
 16.12.2012
When progress was made, a girlfriend called on Skype and said, "I sit in Sablee, you could not look at the notepad, I need to leave."

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №74391
 16.12.2012
We live together and sleep on the same bed. I try to do everything for her - clean up, cook, provide her, write out the trust for my car, even give her a trip to Europe. You don’t have to stress – it’s all there. She does not even spend her ZP - it delays. I don’t want to give up, I love crazy. Here is what to do? Who can give good advice? I don’t know if it’s an impasse :(

Drop her out of her bed, do not clean up, do not cook, do not give her travel, let her be stressed. Take away all her salary and only then throw her off. The other brain fucking.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №74390
 16.12.2012
- In Vladimir on the streets periodically guys run with screams "I am Russian, I am sober". Do you have no such?
and no. It’s terrible to imagine you’re being drunk.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №74389
 16.12.2012
This is happening in the SPB.

Quokka: I went to Dylan Moran, so he opened his speech with a joke: they shared with me the right way to place you to me, guys: Moscow stands still.

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №74388
 16.12.2012
A fantasy ringtone in the pocket of the pants.
You are not alone in the universe!!! to

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №74387
 16.12.2012
It is said that after the well-known events in the "Obronservisa", Serdyukov quickly removed suspicious persons from friends in the "Odnoklassniki" and calmed down.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №74386
 16.12.2012
There were many reasons why I divorced my first wife, but the last drop was when she took me to the toilet, dropped the chair and said morally, “Writing should be sitting, like all normal people!”

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №74385
 16.12.2012
F: I just accidentally sent a draft letter to the corporate.
And I first write something in the spirit of "we need to fuck up and fuck up like dirty duttles until we get rid of all the living on the market", and then in a few iterations I turn into "colleagues, we need to make the most effort to dominate the market." The first went. I wait for the bricks!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №74384
 16.12.2012
We go with a friend in the car, he is driving. You need to turn, the turntable turned on, everything as it should be. And after the turn, the woman stands, apparently wants to cross the road, well, we walk slowly with the turn, she stands. The friend says, “No, you’re standing, you see that the turntable is turned on.” Thinking a little, it gives "although correctly, in Russia you know where the car will go, even with the turntable on".

[ + 36 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74383
 16.12.2012
just figue with inscriptions on kiosks, in shops: "I will be in 30 minutes". Where did I know when you left?

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74382
 16.12.2012
Even the most faithful and loyal wives - happens their Yuri day.

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