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[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №142
 16.12.2007
MariusDeRomanu
I don’t want to be bitten, he is dear to me as a memory.
Nahemoth
About what?
MariusDeRomanu
of past lives)
Nahemoth (20:26:07 12/12/2007)
It was heroic, was it?

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №141
 16.12.2007
XXX is
When I hit the system with my fist, it restarts.)

YYY is offline

YY is online

YYYY
I have the same.)

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №140
 16.12.2007
He: I am sitting on a new anti-virus, I will put the fifth...

Visionary O_O
He:... now I am protected as if I had 5 Gandons.)

visioner: you have another 3 firewalls set will feel like you are fucking in anti-gas and iron helmet + under the supervision of the omon dress ;)

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №139
 16.12.2007
15:50:king_OF_FucKing:LiNt: Are you going to the skateboard?
15:50: LiNt:king_OF_FucKing: I go, as agreed, after 25 minutes in the center, go, fast
15:51: LiNt leaves the room
15:51:king_OF_FucKing:LiNt:and I am not

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №138
 16.12.2007
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A month later, the mouse's wheel broke.

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №137
 16.12.2007
MxL: Did you know that girls can be beaten? You have to beat in a special way.

How to beat?

MxL: Stomach by Pop

LiS is fun.

LiS: I will have to try.

Whose stomach to beat his or her?

MxL: Fuck, only you could ask that question.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №136
 16.12.2007
I go to the universe today. I see - there is a cargo gazelle, it is beautifully painted a horse with a rider, the inscription - the Prilep horse factory, competition, school of horse riding. Everything would be nothing, only from the gazelle something is loaded into the neighboring meat bowl.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №135
 16.12.2007
wombat2003> To each a separate barrel to mmmm 2010! And two bears.

[ + 93 - ] Comment quote №134
 16.12.2007
xxx: I start the game, it gives me a useful advice:
xxx:"A hit in the head a little discourages the enemy"
YYY: Optimistically...

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №133
 16.12.2007
With minister Zubkov alive, his deputy Medvedev offers current president Putin to become the minister of his future government, and the Patriarch of the Orthodox Church Alexei II blesses all of this.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №132
 16.12.2007
xxxxx: we ordered a server with a linux for stability. We are full in Linux. Could you tell me what to read about the admin line? Or, at least, how to put gcc there?
1man: well, for example, www.ldp.org
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Is there anything more English?
1 Man: Where else is it? and :)
xxxxx: Well yes, what could be more English and Linux than the Turkish Liberal Democratic Party website...
1man: ups :) tldp.org

[ + 102 - ] Comment quote №131
 16.12.2007
About the Pellets:
One has already floated.
The fact that the pellet has flooded does not mean that it is ready. He just died.
In three minutes:
There is an epidemic in the pot!! to

[ + 128 - ] Comment quote №130
 16.12.2007
My older child (already a student) brought a car for the younger brother (4 years old). He hid behind his back, stood in front of him and asked as appropriate:
In which hand is the gift?
On the right!
The elderly pulls his empty hand forward.
On the left!
The oldest behind the back moves the machine, showing the empty left hand.
A second pause, then the younger, enthusiastically solving the logical problem of the man, shouts out:
In the pop then!!...

[ + 123 - ] Comment quote №129
 16.12.2007
At work I feel like a Santa Claus.
2: O_o
1: fuck me work with six aliens (

[ + 109 - ] Comment quote №128
 16.12.2007
Walking through the park with a 2-year-old son, suddenly a girl-ready, fit-like, in black clothes, eyes and the floor of the face are painted black, and my son gives out pointing at her:
and Dad! and Batman!! to

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №127
 16.12.2007
This session will not be easy...
I understood this after the thermal practitioner said to me today, “Who are you?”

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №126
 16.12.2007
by twin_mirror
We are broadcasting a call to passengers at metro stations.
by twin_mirror
Kiev Metropolitan asks Kievans not to ride the metro in the morning hours of peak from 7:30 to 9:0 without extreme need.
by twin_mirror
I was dying, I was crying, I was crying ? ?
Of course, in the morning people are so, because of interest in the subway.)

[ + 120 - ] Comment quote №125
 16.12.2007
HeLL0 I am here making a baby of cotton and PVA snowflakes
I don’t know what a snowflake is, but the mummy came out.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №124
 16.12.2007
Travolta: Scuco, in the corridor from the rain hanged such harry, which in the half jumped on the head and they had to be mounted to fuck, now I get out of the office and nervous.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №123
 16.12.2007
Training Course "Basics of Linux Administration"
Download of lectures (MS Word format)

<bubajazz> They’re getting fucked!

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