Predictions for Society:
- so, the following concept is written correctly, because the word is complicated and long forgotten, I dictate by slogans: CONSCIENCE

From Habr:
"Google has shortened its shortcut URL — goo.gl"

I thought they bought a.gl domain, and that’s Greenland.
They bought Greenland.

The people! My friends! I finally found the perfect girl! She does not smoke, does not drink, knows how to cook, is very erudite and loves cats!
Katya I love you!
People, bring to the best, please make a gift for the new year)))

<xxx> famous song
<xxx> direct as a fire alarm)
<xxx> day day day day day day day day
<xxx> day day day day day day
<xxx> Yellow
<xxx> This is a fire alarm
xxx is offline

If there is no sex in the morning, no affection and love, do a mess at work, that would fuck all day afterwards!
Olli

What do we give him to DR?? to
Wishmaster : )))
No, we are not going to shoot the prostitute.
Wishmaster : ((

and Liana:
Today came to us the head of the Turkish militia by the name of Ebiyugla.

Director Cherkizovsky is not responsible for his Bazar xD

Yesterday, almost the whole day, only I and another person were on Skype, and this morning too.
I write to him:

Vitaly: I greet you, Hemul
Vitaly: We stayed alone in all the infinite skype.
Vitaly: it remains to be seen who of us will be female
Vitaly :)

I am now on Skype :(

Anniken: If a girl lacks brains, she simply has to bear at least a portion of the brain of the guy to be with him in a conversation on an equal footing.

T-kun: Fuck, yesterday my niece burned HDD
The Ance?
T-kun: We sit with our cousin and drink beer. I drank. Then he throws a bottle into the barrel, and I looked at him in a disgraceful way, yet I am Peter’s... "It’s Moscow" he replies. I take my and his bottles, I throw them into the urn "This is Peter"- my replica. The niece sits, nodded... here she writes her juice, approaches the semi-open lounge, throws a sack of juice there and says, “This is Sparta, fuck, 6 years old child!” My brother and I died there XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Ance : X'''D fuck, I cry

At night, I walked through the forest into a canal and fell into a mud.
YYY: and how?
xxx is wet
YYY: How did it come out?
XXX: as the sun
XXX: Fast and Fast

I recently downloaded a torrent film from the "Orthodox video" section. So it was dirty to write "Stand up for Christ’s sake" :-D

Pride: It’s time for you to have a wife.
Chupacabr: There would be a place to get it - maybe it would have already gotten...
Pride: What if I film?
Chupacabr: I take pictures sometimes. You have to marry a good girl.)

We have a dog that smells.
The wise man was frightened: and was it not more correct to be called as they joked in childhood - Smackwolf? Everyone knows and remembers this joke :D
Dog stinking: uguu.. and mudila terrible
The wise man: 0

to this:

There are things that are constant in time)))
my son 5 years old, yesterday on the street I hear the oret: "Dad, I clinged my tongue to the saucers AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!and "
Nothing is changing in this world 😉
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I wanted to go out to check if I could pronounce a similar phrase with a tongue attached to the sandwiches, but I remembered that I was 21 and the course is not ready yet.

I am studying biochemistry. I do not touch anyone. The table is right next to the window. Suddenly the snow comes in the window... I understand all winter, snow fun people play in the snow.
I live on 14 (!) Floor O

Hello my favorite group.
Hi the rabbit.
Sunny, take a picture of where the whole group of us is.
YYY: Wait now...
xxx: Good brother, I'll send you a photo of the chickens to see what we have terrible chickens in the group.
XXX is not in the window.
YYY: the goat!!! to

to this:

xxx: You’ve been working at our office for a year and three months, and we haven’t seen your doctor yet!
YYY: He hasn’t arrived yet.
XXX: O_o

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Sorry for the guy! It is on February 29th!!! to

After all, I’m a programmer and I have the right to put a jeans sweater in my office at least once in my life!