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[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №40379
 16.12.2010
Let it go like the bulls delight the happiness.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №40378
 16.12.2010
Denis (08:33:09 13/12/2010)
I fucked the photo scanner looking for wood on it

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №40377
 16.12.2010
sasa81: from the article of an eyewitness -". was flanked from the roadway by a clutch and a police vehicle. The crowd, reaching the corner, turned 90 degrees, and continued the march along the facade. Friendly charged the scream "Russia - for the Russians, Moscow - for the Moscowis", the screams intersected with songs - performed, in particular, "Katyusha" and the anthem of Russia. On the words "Glory, our free Fatherland - the union of brotherly peoples of the centuries" the singers collapsed and remained silent.

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №40376
 16.12.2010
As a friend of mine said, girls are like biscuits, they break until they are wet.
I don’t understand... if I fall into the lake, I’ll stop breaking.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №40375
 16.12.2010
A. K
A child in a gamer family is evil. When my wife said I put my toys to wash, my heart barely stopped.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №40374
 16.12.2010
Today you are looking for justice, and tomorrow you are looking for a new job.

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №40373
 16.12.2010
Programmer: Well, it all works.
Test: What if I find it?

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №40372
 16.12.2010
I've always had these hell numbers in my life - 666, 13, constantly, I even feared when I was a child!!))
Wow - well, I also have it, but not really very often, but typically...
I even have the code on my bank card, the number 666...
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh!I have to get your bank card!!!! to
Ohhh no no!Because you don’t know which side of the blue is on.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №40371
 16.12.2010
XXX: To those who have at least once tried to drink to the end of the "asset" in a bottle - cunnilingus will not seem to be such a difficult thing:))
and so on :-(
XXX: What is it?
I tried to drink.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №40370
 16.12.2010
Wedding is the best way to look at distant relatives in a close battle.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №40369
 16.12.2010
Execution of leashing on the street was banned in Rostov-on-Don. According to the Interfax agency, the local militia intends to stop the increasing cases of performing this dance.

My imagination forbids me to imagine it.

[ + 94 - ] Comment quote №40368
 16.12.2010
I will only talk in the presence of my avocado!

[ + 70 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №40367
 16.12.2010
Why, if something is too difficult for people, they call it shit?

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №40366
 16.12.2010
They stole from me the last joy of my life, they replaced the New Year’s Coca-Cola advertisement!

[ + 69 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №40365
 16.12.2010
My family and I broke the stock, decided to put all this little stuff down in the shops. We send the sister (her 5 years old) to the store for cucumbers and give her the n-one amount in fifths. He tells us:
I will never go to this store!
What is it, Mason?
Masha: I give the aunt the denyuki, and she’s like it "You’re there, the coffin was broken!!!and "
We are: well?
Masha: And I said to her "Send you to Zopa!!and "
............
We: Mashenka, what did she say?
When she came out of the store she whispered...

[ + 79 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №40364
 16.12.2010
How much beer will we drink tonight?
As usual, Pink. Just enough to try to conquer the world.

[ + 127 - ] Comment quote №40363
 16.12.2010
And now let us all kindly wish that a person who came to the mind the idea of creating guests for the design of courses, practical reports, diplomas, etc. All his life he measured his cock with a millimetre line!

[ + 58 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №40362
 16.12.2010
Showing on TV (not explicitly)
For the first time in the New Year, the square will be decorated in an innovative way. They will hang a kilometre-long garland made using nanotechnology.
First thought: "Nanotechnology LED chain?"
Second thought: "Nanotechnology - what is smaller than a conventional bulb?"
Third thought: It seems in Russia, in order to wash out any amount and beat out any grant, it is enough to insert the words "innovation" and "nanotechnology" into the project.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №40361
 16.12.2010
I am not cheating on my husband.
Yyy: Yes, it’s fine to swallow)))))))))))))))
I’m going to fuck you ?
YYY: I love you

[ + 101 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №40360
 16.12.2010
I remember a friend at the Spider-Man 2 premiere. In the children’s room with their moms and dads sits immeasurably. Just extinguish the light like a friend very loudly, so that everyone can hear, he says: SPIDER MAN! I did not expect such a reaction of the kids)) Paul Hall choir just outraged: YOU ARE WHAT!
I was hysterical after that.

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