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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №155491
 16.12.2020
It doesn’t matter which leg you stand on. Not in shit.

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №155490
 16.12.2020
Well, the quarantine on Christmas the Germans will somehow tolerate, but on Kurban-Bayram they can rebell.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №155489
 16.12.2020
Mom travels to work on a white Taurage and regularly meets a woman on a black Taurage along the way. After a couple of weeks of such meetings, they began to signal each other, as a greeting, and skip each other.

But here, my mother went on a week trip. When she returned and went to work, she saw a familiar black Taurug. They were compared on the light and here a woman looks out of the black car window:

Hello to you! You are where? I thought you had a crown!

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