I clean up potatoes for dinner, I think: these two said to me, three more to you. She cut everything, threw it into the pot, her husband, looking into the pot, was so upset: fucking, where are my ones now?

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My sister c told me. She has a wavey poppy (p). He goes into the kitchen and sits on his shoulder. The further dialogue:
Q. Are you smoking?
No, I clean the potatoes.
c) The sound

And before, they were riding on buses and rejoiced when the driver overcame other buses.
All the buses knew in the face, and there were favorite buses that always traveled fast =) And when two buses arrived at the same time, you sat in your favorite bus.

What Russian "good" - English "horror show"

Chuvakou, who was looking for a book about the inventor-failed, who was drunk creating different units, and then could not understand what he created and why. I had a lot of trouble because of that.
The inventor was named Galloway Gallager. The book is called "This is my world". Not a book, but a cycle of stories.
Bring to the sufferer, really a rubbish book :)

The crew, returning from the flight, told about the An-12 in one of the African ports. Each of the ten wheels of the aircraft was half painted in white – as if a crazy painter had split each wheel in half in diameter and painted only one half. Everyone wondered who and why painted the wheels.

They were not surprised for long. Going outside the territory of the airport, they saw a flower bowl, broken under the USSR. The Klumba was traditionally enclosed with spinning wheels, half digged into the ground. The overground part of the wheels is painted in white. Lots of wheels were missing.

Do you know the conditions for receiving maternity capital? Their author, probably, ballet from the "Three of Prostokvashino", from the place "I brought you the package, but I will not give it to you"...

I go with a girl to me today. And I have posters from the old owners in the tambour, where we take off the shoes, Britney and some other grandmother.
A girl showing her grandmother:
She has no breasts, even smaller than me.
And then to Brittany:
And this one has a chest – separate it!

We have a predecessor with the name Machin-Machin.
It is even a figure with the fact that all the jokes about him were uniform, like the jokes of Cap: "I do not repeat, I do not repeat!", "We will increase the counter by one, we will increase the counter by one"...

But when the comrade proposed to give him a pet Chao-chao to the DR without a sting...