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[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №43233
 16.02.2011
I sit in the kitchen with my dad and eat lunch. The pigeons gathered on the window. His father was tired of it and he grabbed the towel and waved them by the window. The reaction is zero. Then comes the epic moment.
The father grabbed the knife and ran to the window and shouted:
I have a knife!! See you? The knife!! to

I could not eat for a long time.)

[ + 68 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43232
 16.02.2011
Why don’t you have a girlfriend?
YYY: Well, because the costs of energy, time, and the means to acquire and operate it are disproportionately high with the benefits it brings. It’s like inventing a machine to tie the ropes. You will spend a lot of time, money, and effort, and there will be not much of it.
xxx: that is, you're going to tie the ropes by hand all your life?)))

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №43231
 16.02.2011
The xxx:
I’m not going to eat snipers anymore.
YYYY :
Why is?
The xxx:
Von Wolfkova ate and became a terrible man

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №43230
 16.02.2011
xxx (21:45:51 14/02/2011)
How is the weather

yyy (21:46:00 14/02/2011)
and fucking

yyy (21:46:10 14/02/2011)
I am on the network.)

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №43229
 16.02.2011
About the cancellation of the transition to winter time:

All the cows there are disgusted more wildly that they are suddenly fed and fed an hour earlier or later than the usual schedule. BigMacki then with a taste of despair.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №43228
 16.02.2011
xxx: You will always say "I don't want", and you will have a child unwilling.
YYY: If I’m going to always say ‘I don’t want’ I won’t have a child at all!

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №43227
 16.02.2011
One film forum has a theme about computer toys and consoles, 760+ pages. And there is a constant quarrel on the topic of "Crysis vs Console". Adminov is fun, they amuse the theme constantly changing names. Now she is called "The Best Prostitutes of Moscow". Today I go into the topic and see the following post:

- Yesterday my father approached me, said: Nihua se, well, if you forgot about your computer toys o_0

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №43226
 16.02.2011
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Chacha got married
WOW :
What is?
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Transmit by letters
Chaplin Choplin Choplin Choplin Choplin Choplin Choplin Choplin Choplin Choplin Choplin Choplin Choplin

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №43225
 16.02.2011
XXX: virginity is an extensive concept.

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