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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №138856
 16.02.2017
We talked about books at work.
XX: How did Remark get, how did they all get sick? (I was referring to tuberculosis)
Tagged: Alcoholism

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №138855
 16.02.2017
Q: Will you go after me?
I can’t, my car is broken.
HH: What happened to her?
The driver was drunk. (

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №138854
 16.02.2017
Damn - Damn - Damn

>> -- Microsoft.NET was invented because Java is shit. Java was invented because it is shit. We can continue.

The universe was invented because emptiness is shit.

The only problem is that the concentration of shit in the C → Java →.NET chain is only growing. This is the case when attempts to get rid of a little shit lead to the appearance of a shit shit, and attempts to get rid of a shit lead to the appearance of a real Golgota shit demon. I don’t know what kind of sewerage Welsh will be driven out of.NET, but with such a dynamic I already think that on this day it will be necessary to end up with IT and go to the drivers of the ascenization barrel.
There will have to be a lot less shit. The driver is not in the tank.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №138853
 16.02.2017
xxx> What is new?)
yyy> Computer gathered, I play here
XXX> OOO cool that inside? The i7?
yyy> Pentium-3, Geforce-2, win98
xxx> ahahha, what games are there))) I don't remember myself anymore)
yyy> Think of it. pretty cool were on the plot, drives, and the bush is where to break
xxx> and will you get me?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №138852
 16.02.2017
Video review of magnets from AliExpress:
As you can see, a magnet can stop the water meter. Of course, I’m not going to do it... I’m sorry I just bought one, because with two magnets not doing it would be much cooler.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №138851
 16.02.2017
AlCat: A phone call from an unknown number came SMS with the text "you will be a cognac", without signs of interruption.
I don’t know whether to be happy or to be afraid.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №138850
 16.02.2017
Opened
Anonymously
Safety is something else, it is life in a remote from civilization place with low seismic activity, high above sea level, behind a clutch wire in a community of like-minded (preferably adepts of the sect you lead yourself) among which there are good surgeons and other med. Specialists, with food supplies and covered air defense and missile defense systems, are optimally on another planet.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №138849
 16.02.2017
I remember struggling with one compound for half a day, I barely got mad.
Some small squares on the entire monitor.
I thought if the virus was completely new, or if the video card was gluing, in the end, I wanted to give up.
and what?
It turned out that the secretary, a good soul, behind some shit glued straight to her screen a transparent film with printOm, and this film was exactly the size of the frame of the monitor.
Most importantly, I asked her many times - "How long have you had these squares"?
It is "long ago", and what they are on the film - no googling.
He barely killed.

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