A second-class son was put in a diary. In order not to be tempted to correct, our teacher writes all the time in bits (Ed.). But we have a smart boy and decided to fix it, and not as smart as to fix it on 4, the brains were only enough to correct it on 3. Of course it was dirty.
I am what?
The son is three.
Why I am in the edge.? to
Son - You understand mom, everyone wrote a checklist for two, and I was one for three. I wrote three to the only one.

Quote from the book "The Child and Carlson"
Gay-hop, rich, and beautiful, and smart, and in moderation
The man at the height of his strength is me, the best Carlson in the world.

Protocols of divorce proceedings:
He is constantly dragging all kinds of shit into bed: the neighbor, the postman, then me.
- How to live with her, if she is a snake not by the Eastern calendar, but by life!
My breasts were swallowed! He has his finger there where others have what they need!
In people he is a fairy prince, and in bed he is an Ivanushka fool.
He betrayed me with whom I got before I got married when I was pregnant with his friend.
She rejoiced as a little girl when I sat on a cactus and broke the gloss with my head!
Why did I go out for him? Well, I think, since a man is drunk every day, it means he earns decent money!
"I met my husband for the first time in the toilet, where he was taken by mistake or drunk.
"The neighbor offered me to sleep with him quickly naked to his wife, whom I also didn't love and agreed.
It was only after the wedding that I understood my grandmother’s words: “Measure seven times and try once.”
- Heavy bodily injury did not cause her, but only slightly softened the tampon with mustard.

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Yesterday in the news of the MTS breath probably frozen
Eggs are always the first to freeze 😉

I went to the pharmacy today. There, like in all pharmacies, the cat sits at the entrance. I go to the pharmacist without a back-thinking and immediately joke - I will take you out of that cat. Yippidy yi yippity yay. Typo joked, and then remembered why I came and added: and a package of context. I didn’t immediately realize that a confusing situation came about.

He re-read the early stories of Strugatsky (the future of the end of the 20th century is described), and at the same time the criticism of those years (the 60s).
Particularly entertained someone Y. Gorbunov with the article "Will people of the future say so?" and a few like-minded people))
and----
Ah! Oh oh! and ahahah! Listen to how the heroes of the story say: "- Don't rise to her, goat!", "- Erundu will take over.", "morda"...
They call each other "servings", "badmen","blind branches", "treepers", "small ones"...
"Go to the hell!", "It is! It was "Kabbalah! We are happy!"
and----
Would you know Y. Gorbunov, that the people of the future will speak "Yah shrewdly", "Kill yourself apsten from the run", "Drink jadu", "Huyase" and call each other "scuconahami", "ebanaurotami" and "the horse of the blade"...
A poor man would kill himself with a poisoned barrel.

Today I eat a banana. Doyle, I want to throw out the skin. I would have dropped it exactly where it got (they will still rot in a week). But remembered a guy with a cigarette, brought to the rubbish. You don’t know what you’ve done, you’ve done the excitement.

In Windows 7, you can open two Windows Explorer windows, drag one window to the left edge of the desktop, the second to the right. And voila - before you some kind of interface file manager. You can copy, move, compare the contents of folders.

In 2008, Microsoft invented the Norton Commander.

Legolas> they still had a vacancy for the assistant of Sisadmin, reduced to about the following: a young green jungle of fishing shun, must drive aircraft carriers, liners, submarines, deck fighters, strategic bombers, experience in the open space is welcome...

i.n.v.i.s.i.b.l.e (22:19:28 12/02/2009)
I was recently in aesthetic shock.

Skrynnikoff (22:19:43 12/02/2009)
How beautiful you have replaced the word

The recent weather:
In winter, the peasant celebrates... at +10 he opens his umbrella.

and Salakhov:
If I compare my inet with an animal, I would describe it as an old turtle dying from dehydration with a broken leg.))))

I have painted.
by Eva: Hair
Eva in the head
Rain: The Color
Eva: #7A3310
Raenor: I love you
c) nulled.ws

Recently I went to Golutvin and saw on the tent where the shelter is sold, an inscription with a mark:"Bring a dog and get a discount".

Do not do to yourself what you want to do to others.

It was with me, and I find it hard to believe. I decided to share. Although

To be honest, I had no doubts about the abilities of our younger brothers.

and never.

My friend has a dog. No, not a birthplace. Ordinary Caucasian

with someone else. Large, with a huge fist, but boundlessly benevolent.

Even if you don’t see it. Therefore, he walks out his Sanek in the namornik, on

with a hard guide and away from the pedestrian trails, so as not to scare

The pedestrians. Once in the autumn, I followed them. Drinking beer and talking.

I wanted to, and Sanya just went out for a walk with Jack. We go. and here

The Wedding. The dog. One cat and a cow are ten. And of course Jack.

The main instinct played. He pulled Sandy out of his hand a couple of times. Yes No

It was here. I looked offended at the owner. Let me take you, mouth,

Listen, Sanj, can the cabbage be castrated? I mean, Jackie

Probably will have to. You are not born anyway. Unlikely to be

If someone calls, and you do not let him go to the gardens. So you look,

Less hormones will shake his blood. What Sanna said, I

I no longer remember. But here’s Jack’s look after my words, turned into something.

It is strange. But why strange? Not very strange, but such.

Condemning and condemning. As if I understood everything. Time passed and all.

I forgot. And last Saturday, Sankin's family, me and them, for a day.

Birthday was invited. Thirty Years of Irkino. Well in general,

A modest home party with a good table. And nothing would,

If there were not two Irinkine companions in the circle of invited. one

beautiful blond girl, and the second burning and very spectacular

The brunette. Well, here we scared at the first, and then again at the second and I understood.

I want them both. I want specifically! Not even at the same time. Well,

And after the third I began to spread the love fluids in space.

To throw back replicas and quarrels, to tell about their heroic

Past and present. He behaved as he should behave.

A real male. Then missed the fourth and fifth, and then...

They moved to the side of the table and started dancing. Where I invited you,

One, then the second, and once even the two at once. The evening succeeded. Although...

What am I? The story is about Jack. At that time he was lying on his

The carpet in the hallway and lazy watched the mess that was created on the

territory under its control. until the time, until the time. He stood up from his

It was the moment I danced with a blonde.

It is a slow but passionate dance. After a few steps, he

He squeezed between me and her, turned halfway, opened up.

His enormous fist and grabbed me for... how could it be softer to write?

What about the pants? Not very much, but quite annoying. At that time

He did not shrink his own, but just kept it all. Not forgetting that.

It’s pretty hard to look me in the eyes. In these eyes, along with

Running from my back, I read the question. Which? I think it’s all already.

I guessed.

It is said that before the death of a man, before his eyes all springs through.

his life. I was not threatened by death at the time, but in my memory it is clear.

A picture of three months ago. The picture of the walk and

Talk about castration. Hopefully I’ll be, Jack was just waiting for that.

I will remember. It was worth it to squeeze in my consciousness, he broke my jaw and so on.

He calmly went to his place.

In general, it all ended pretty well, if not counting that,

Now that I am with my cat, I try not to get overwhelmed.

The Secretary – Secretary:

Bring all staff to the meeting, urgently!

By the selector?

- No bl*t, through "Classmates", so fast it will be!!! to

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I heard the conversation of two children.
Have you been sick with watermelon?
2: Yes
1: You will not be again!
2 Why?
Watermelon and cancer get sick once in your life.

The admin is thoughtful:
And it works... I have to. Strange it is all...