and XXX:

We downloaded a package of materials for the Hobbit - well there, trailers, interviews, - we watch an interview with Blanchet-Galadriel. When asked about her pearl, she inspired (with the voice of a Russian translator) says:

It was the hair of a Russian virgin.

OMOGOMG, we thought, and listened to the original answer.

- It was natural hair (virgin hair), they were not discolored.

The curtain.

The fragments of the falling meteorite were sought by five FSB helicopters.
I did not immediately understand why the fragments of the meteorite needed five helicopters and why it was the FSB.

I see sweet, I see no obstacles.

by Zy. A small advice. If you fill the cartridge for the first time in your life like I do, start with yellow – it’s the easiest to wash off the table and wallpaper.

Officials probably regret that the meteorite did not fall in Sochi. There could be a lot to write.
Wave of explosion from the Chelyabinsk meteorite has reached Sochi, destroying 10 stadiums. Another 200 trillion rubles were allocated from the budget.

In various areas of the city of Chelyabinsk, a naked man was noticed, demanding clothes and a motorcycle from everyone.

XXX: We have a miniature office.
In the glass is still beer from yesterday.
A couple of cockroaches drowned there overnight, swimming on the surface. Well, we tossed a bit of roasted rice, it’s corals, three shells of fistakes, it’s boats. One of them sank, really. One man was caught alive and caught in a boat.
xxx: scene "breakthrough"
The Last Survivor in the Ocean
XXX is so lonely.
First he tried to drown from sorrow.
xxx: but then, it seems, he was breathing, sitting in the middle of the boat, lamenting

From the Women's Forum

...the surgical table was placed, and I ask: "What are you doing with the placenta?", the doctor answers: "Float pasta!"

C IXBT forum about a flying asteroid:

Now in Russia24:
"...the asteroid will not collide with Earth – it will repel it" (Director of the Planetary Protection Center of the Rabbits)

yyy - "Director of the Center for Planetary Protection of Rabbits"

Protection of whom?? to

zzz - "rabbits" forgot to write from the correct letter.

Well, of course, the famous Russian solidarity... A plane crashed and many wounded, who need to be dispatched? Just for the fucking money on a taxi! An explosive wave broke the windows of half the city in thirty-degree frost? Let’s raise the price of glass packs three times!
Who do you need so much? Everyone only for their skin and baking, before the others there is no matter. O Lord, let me not be touched, and after me a flood, and let others care.
You have nothing to be proud of and no right to the inheritance of your great ancestors! So you will eat each other and be jealous of each other until you rest. Thou thou!

The end of the world we may not see, but it will be recorded on video recorders.

I went on a strong nuts.
John McClane: What is threatening my son?
This is Russia! In the worst case, life imprisonment.

The man whispers to the ear: and in the worst case - Russian citizenship!

dp: Trolling Chelyabinsk was not so funny until I got this message -
"Loch, please explain what is the topic of the day, about meteorism?"

What about those who don’t have a cat?
Alexis to start! Every house has to be coated.

You are strange guys. First, you seek sex for months, then you run away from it for months.

The harsh Chelyabinsk men still got a star from the sky for the holiday.

He opened the refrigerator, took a bag of kefir, took a dishwasher, put a bag on it, took a knife...

The Rental Director:
The Soviet Union is an empire that has existed for centuries.

But now everyone knows - you see an unknown fig in the sky - go away, loose, from the glass window.

Typical situation in my house:
Brother: Maham, do you need help?
Mother: Yes, it would not be bad!
Brother: Lena, go and help my mom.