The White and Black Wages.
I had the impression that at least half of the people in the country do not know how to make savings, spend everything they have and live from salary to salary no matter how much they earn. At such rates to accumulate for safe old age there is no possibility, there is no hope for retirement.

Those who love and know how to grasp, let them grasp and hope that by old age their accumulations will not turn into pumpkin as a result of inflation and other natural disasters.

Electricity is produced in apartments and on the streets. Lamps, TVs, washing machines and so on. Then it enters the substation, and from there to the hydroelectric power plant, where it moves rivers, or to the nuclear power plant, where it feeds nuclear fusion.

Answer the shameful.
I am ashamed to ask:

So do not pay to the class fund, let the child not attend the holidays, everyone will go to the holiday, and he will go home, does not get a gift with everyone on the New Year's tree, does not congratulate the favorite teacher with the whole class, but humbly stands on the side.

A friend tried to fight and not pay. The child started cutting scores and asking about transfer to another school.

Are the higher instances aware of and support the actions of the school administration?

I know of a case when too principled parents were told that you would not go to any school in our district. So the upper ones are not only aware, they also discharge the beams from above.

I: I put the app for girls, it signals me that in two days of menstruation.
Mom: how far the technology has come, soon it will order itself with the delivery of pads, a kilo of ice cream and a knife
Why the knife?
Mom: I said "no-shpu", but it seems your app hasn’t counted

In 10 years, robot trucks will begin to massively travel on the roads, meaning hundreds of thousands of unemployed will appear in Russia alone.

Russia is not threatened. There are no roads in Russia. In ten years, they will not appear.

VivaH250: To the fucking turn! Bioprinters are taught to print tissues suitable for human transplant
I try to print my brain :)

MixanM: worked in the car show, some guys worked in the car show "UAZ", so they told what they got to the funny:
Sometimes cars are broken.
-It is considered normal to control the buchanka at the client with a cuvalda / hammer
A visitor's cover of the gasoline tank is normal.

With the VerNel air conditioner, you can enjoy the freshness of your underwear for up to eight weeks! We have already been taught not to pay attention to the crude slang (after the google translator immediately on the air, right?). Well, here’s what I’ll tell you, idiots: in order to enjoy the freshness of the laundry, it needs to be washed at least once a week.

Dear moderators of the website задолba.li
I, a 27-year-old woman with a white collar, have never stood by a machine in my life, and then I know that it’s not a rile, but a relay.
Do you have a conscience?

I was in the last subway wagon. There were two men on both sides of the door. At one of the stops, when the landing ended and the doors began to close, a man tried to jump in. At that moment, two men kicked him on a rifle and the door closed. I am in shock. I only managed to think that there was a Stop Ham movement in the subway too. Then it began to come to me.



One man, when he pushed out our hero, shouted to him, “It fell. has fallen. It has fallen!!” Our hero was confused. He was kicked out of the car, and a man was throwing his wallet into him. It came to him too! The hero fell the wallet from his pocket, and three men at this point noticed it and quickly reacted. And this man raised his hand upward in a sign of respect and gratitude.



Thus, three seconds saved the man a lot of money and nerves on recovering credit cards and possibly documents.

The boss of Bobrov...
It is quite classic:
So what will Captain Kozlov say?
- Not the goats, but the experts, sir the leader!

Our office has been in existence for 8 years. It recently opened a subsidiary, a few floors below. So the boss is constantly walking there now. All the new beautiful - furniture, equipment, secretary. It’s not what we are, old vetosh :-)))))

I did not let go, I searched for infos:
of Germany. 6 weeks before and 8 weeks after birth. Overall in Europe: Decree 16-34 weeks of which paid recovery period of 12-14 weeks.
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You are confusing a mandatory recovery period in Germany with a voluntary maternity leave.

To the beginner to blossom the joke about the bride vs. the maid:

To live together is evil. They all know. Everyone knows this before the wedding.
Secondly, it is unlikely that the son with his wicked wife was drawn suddenly and unexpectedly with suitcases in the middle of the parent’s single. This issue was discussed and a reasoned decision was made.
The success of this initiative depends on the iq of both sides. If you accept a new, strange person in the house, you will be prepared for inconvenience. If you come to live in someone else's house with a well-established household, do not lie down and respect other people's orders.
As soon as the struggle for power begins or attempts to put it in place - turn off the light, throw a grenade.

XXX: In the clay I went to hell in the first class in the collage. We washed up a chicken, a bag of apples and three loaves of bread.

XXX: None of the first-class students had the skills of killing the chicken. We decided to cook it in the clay alive. They bound their legs and soaked with clay, plunged into coal. The rope burned and the chicken fled. We baked bread and ate apples.

Mother and son are in the hospital. Hospital "charms" are known: injections, blood from the finger. After another blood donation, the boy grumbled. To distract him, he asks:

“Sasha, what do you like more: when injections are done or when blood is taken from the finger?

He turns around and with some crazy hope in his eyes draws his hands to her:

Mom, I like to give up the urine!

How did you manage to spend so much money on paint?
So they painted the city.

xxx: Faced with such a problem, there is a drop-down list where ajax loads values, everything works perfectly in all browsers except internet explorer. It has to first click once, the empty list falls out and only when the second click the ajax list opens. If anyone has a problem, how can it be solved?
YYY: What version of the donkey is this?
X: Did you get rid of the horse?

I go on a trolleybus. People are small, people 10-15. The boy talks long and persistently on the phone, learns - where to take his car and where to go afterwards. There’s a call at me – I say I’ll pick up the car from the parking lot now and come. At the stop, a man comes in, calls, answers: "Well, now I will take the car and soon I will be." Even the driver of the trolley bus. :)

by the author "but the garage"
I work on the phone and your story about me. It’s my silence in the phone, and then dissatisfied with a long pause "allo". Because I always, when I answer the call, tell the interlocutor where he got and say hello. And then I logically wait for the conversation from him to continue. But the problem is the telephone device, my or the interlocutor, and maybe the communications operator, but often at the beginning of the conversation for me and the interlocutor there is a synchronization. I greeted him, but he didn’t hear it. He begins to hear me, but I have already arranged my greeting and we both listen to the silence for a while. Or, on the contrary, a person hears the silence, calls and only then I connect to the conversation, say hello, etc. This rasynchron in a few seconds and it dulls, yes. But that doesn’t mean that your interlocutor is dumb and wasted your time and money, he’s just connected to the conversation not at the same time as you.