If all Russian oligarchs share their wealth, the pension in Russia will double and the retirement age will fall to 60 years.

I often called a taxi to one address. But the house is too big and the entrance to which you need to go is already on another street. The difference between the 200 meters points is obtained. I always write about this in the "comments" when calling from the app, that "you need to go from the other side." But nobody ever came to the desired place. I always had to run those 200 meters. One day the car was waiting for me at the entrance. I sat in the car and thanked the driver. But he did not react and we went. It turned out that he was deaf and therefore read the entire order to the end, including the "comments".
So think now who has limited opportunities, the healthy or the disabled.

The Ministry of Education cancelled the EGE on foreign language. This encourages students to leave Russia.
In the medium term, the plan is to abolish physical education, which teaches how to escape from Russia, as well as geography, which shows where to escape from Russia, and of course, a story that tells why to escape from Russia.

One of my friends had a cat. Absolutely white. The cat lived on its own. I came when I wanted it. He did not respond to any calls or calls.

The acquaintance proudly said that he was the embodiment of pophysm and independence. Fuck, I wanted you to be a skin shit.

Because the cat was picked up on the street, he was not sick. No vaccines were made to him and the veterinarian was shown 1 time and then the cheapest, because where the students got the money.

And here somewhere in 10 years of life the cat got sick. Everyone has been working for a long time, the cat was a family favorite, so I went to a good veterinary clinic. After a thorough and thorough examination, a diagnosis was made. Then the veterinarian asked:

How do you live with a deaf cat?

In the sense of deaf?

What did you not know? The doctor was surprised. He does not hear Nirvana. This is a very common pathology of ears in white cats. Especially if you are completely deaf.

Then it became clear the reason for the pride and independence of the cat.

I drowned somehow home from work, and the smell of baking still in the hallway caught me on the arcane and pulls inside... I jumped into the kitchen, and there is a full plate of small appetizing cake-cooked. With a bowl of course! My beloved wife knows how sweet I love, and here it is. The saliva immediately filled the mouth, it is about to start dropping. And the size is so suitable that the delicious immediately enters the whole between the teeth. I directly felt how I put a spoon on my tongue, pressed it from the top, and in all directions a thickened-yo-yo-yo-yo. Oh oh!

I couldn't stand up, the cake in my mouth, the jaw crushed, and there was such an ugliness! Something bitter, sharp, salty, ugly, thief! Horror is something unhealthy! Elie stood up not to spit out. But the strong! Destroyed...

It turned out, the wife of the profitroles baked and filled each with cheese and garlic mass. I love and respect that too. Half the plate I did not notice. Incredibly delicious!

But when the brain waited for one taste and already gave all the commands, and the tongue got quite another, then, it turns out, you can't even recognize that you chew... Just concentrating the denial and rejection of such a sublime deception...

In 2006, when the main engines of romance were Isikyu and Quip, my girlfriend fell in love with a stranger from the internet. He found her "accidentally", wrote to a friend, but missed the cyphoric... Well, and then followed a year of midnight conversations and promises to meet. But all in any way, the time passed, and the girlfriend stuck in the prince of the network more and more, said that they are soul-mates, that it is only once in life and she met her fate! The prince even sent some photos to her sometimes, like a cute guy... The girlfriend generously responded with her photos and fantasized about their life together. Sometimes they even called together, but the guy was humble and quickly translated the communication back into the test format. “His voice is strange, but it makes him nervous.” And most importantly, he was distinguished by some magical insight and poetry. When the mood of my acquaintance broke, he could write something like, “I felt you were sad, look up at the sky, it was one for two!” “And there, you can imagine, two birds fly around the sky! It is us! It is a sign!” There was only one “but”, the prince was from somewhere in Siberia, my friend from the Volga. Distances are not cosmic, but, in those young times, seemed insurmountable... But for now! Both of them went to institutions in Moscow. Let it be different, but it doesn’t matter... The case even came to a joint choice of an apartment for rental, on the Internet, but it’s a step! Here is the day X. The first meeting! And Daniel turned out to be the girl of Dasha. Not just from the next class, but from the next class. She literally stalked her chosen woman, miraculously not giving herself. The photo of the prince she skillfully subtitled from the internet, but most importantly, she sincerely believed that their future is possible and my girlfriend will understand and forgive everything. The worst thing is that it happened. After the institute, they both moved to the Netherlands and have been happy together for 15 years.