By analogy :
I fell asleep last night and dreamed that
The cat was born small.
creatures, green and slippery, c
Tissues and some other processes.
Lovecraft, you are making my dreams.

After 3 liters of beer in the guests, came home, went to bed. I dreamed that I caught a neighbor's cat and told him something, in the end the cat turned around and looked at me and said to me in human language: "Moreover, man, go away from me with his verbal diarrhea, I need to do something, eat to sleep Murka fuck. Then, judging by my face, the cat realized that he was burning, bitten my hand and ran away. In the morning I woke up with an unclear sense of anxiety, closer and lunch went to visit the neighbor, I sat talking I saw the cat as in a dream and tried to catch / chew, surprisingly the stumpy cat gave in his arms and quietly sat loudly murmuring. When the neighbor said he was surprised by the peaceful behavior of the cat. Just coming home I remembered the dream, and losing the hurt hand... I am scared

The phrase "I saw a lot in my life" should be read as - "Around the day I sit on the Internet".

The second is interested in whether it is true that her child will consist of the genes of different people, because her husband is not the first, and she has read that all of their genes remain in her uterus until conception.

We laughed, but our 55-year-old aunt with a medical education rubbed us about telegony, so that the girl from the quotation clearly had someone washed their brains.

The right received a tueva hush time ago, and I never got my own car, I sit down with my father's permission:
I: Dad, where is the gas and where is the brake?
I got out of the car!!! to
I: Too late, daddy, you allowed it yourself!

Ventilation in the pool. In the corner of each room (except the bathroom and toilet), in the floor - ventilation holes. I've been trying to solve mystery for a month - why? For what? What is their meaning?

Kap asked to convey that their purpose was to ventilate the overlay so that it would not rot from moisture.
In modern cottages so often do, and children concrete - not to understand.

About "in time and in the topic" speaking toys.

We gave the daughter a speaking doll for the New Year - on the same day a hundred times listened to the whole repertoire, good, one button on the stomach of everything, the order does not change. The girl played for a month, then dropped. Recently, she got it again, and the doll already says other phrases that were not in the repertoire before!
I am afraid of her...

In the news about the missing "Boeing":
... presumably, it fell after deviating from the course for hundreds of thousands of kilometers, and it was running out of fuel.

Hundreds of thousands...flown to the moon and there fell?? to