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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №125515
 16.03.2016
Unambiguously, like you, everything is easy and simple. The child came home, there were breweries with beer in front of the horror TV, and all the motivation cranes. And the roots and the grass of the lazy monkey will surely make man.
Maybe his mommy is all in touch, his father is chasing the tank, and Maryvanna only thinks that she is paid little, and again without additional payment will not move her finger and open her mouth? Where does the poor student go?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №125514
 16.03.2016
14.03.2016 by
Yesterday I threw a tree.
You are good.
I didn’t hold until May.
The Fast Shot

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №125513
 16.03.2016
I fought with my husband once. He was so upset that he even went away, psychotic.
After 8 days of mutual ignorance, this night in the social network such correspondence between us arose:
I: How are you going, how are you going?
He: Yes, everything is okay in my life, except that my wife is a sting.
I: Fuck, I sincerely sympathize with you, I understand you very well: the husband himself is a fool!
I: You would come, we would at least be sorry for each other, since both of us had no personal life.

At the end of the day I came, sorry, fucking. It’s been 5 years "I regret". The two children have already "regretted".

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №125512
 16.03.2016
My girlfriend said she loves Tarantino’s movies. I decided to watch with her "Angry Dogs". On the first scene, where they are sitting in a cafe, she points to Tarantino and asks, “What is the name of this actor?”

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №125511
 16.03.2016
The FDP is pleased:
XHHH: Post about fanfics. Our "specialist on content policy" (copywriter in the personal language of the piar) has been dismissed. We have been looking for a new employee for 3 weeks. The manager told me to interview me. I previously worked as a copywriter.
There comes to us a puddle: an iroquois head in a lacquer, switches, trekking crosses... Is there only no beard?
I’m creative, I’m positive, I’m a millennial... Startup, coworking, facade, motivation, digital integration...
Okay, I say, write a dictionary. And I think myself: “Nah surrendered, hipster.” “I used to see them, they were workers like an elephant jeweller.
He: "Oh, and why do you not use online dictators?"
People like you want to smoke.
The future, the future, the future...
Then, when the startupman left, we laughed over the dictator. The reporter spoke with relief.
Oh yeah yes. He graduated from MGU.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №125510
 16.03.2016
The Russian army is not as terrible as its manoeuvres.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №125509
 16.03.2016
I hit them with the SMS advertising of mosquito networks, called them, with the full seriousness of the type (and I barely contain myself) I consult, order a measurement at the home of the networks, call the address of Pereperdishchev 18-37, asked to repeat, ticked!
Ask me if you are mocking me I am with a proud look and rough answer that yes, I am mocking, and we like another person 50 in a random order will call :) More often SMS mailing is said to arrange :)

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