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[ + 41 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №153934
 16.03.2020
In Korea there is a chain of stores "Daiso", it's something like "Thousand little things" that store that next to my house is on the -1 floor. You can only go down there by the escalator, then you enter the door, go shopping and go out on the other side. He has one small trouble. On weekdays he works from 9 in the morning and on Sundays from 10 in the morning. Well, on Sunday, during a morning walk-running, I decided to jump there, buy a little stuff like isolants and markers for work. I go down the ladder, down there is a crowd of people, a man 20-25. The doors are closed, there is no way out, there is no other way upstairs. cannot take. Time is 9-10. Asking "What happened" they explained to me that today is Sunday and the store is from 10 a.m. and a whole hour to wait to just get out. Well, I looked at the clock again, decided that I don’t want to stand here for 50 minutes, leaned, pressed the red button with the inscription “STOP” (there was a signature, press only in emergencies) and went up. From the bottom I hear the rubber and the phrase "I said, now the Russians will come and save us all."

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №153933
 16.03.2020
My husband is angry:

- Fuck, this panic is global with the coronavirus...

The Wife:

And do not speak. Should we buy pasta and pasta?

My husband is suspicious:

In what case? ! to

The Wife (Woman):

In case you want a pasta...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №153932
 16.03.2020
Now and roll out of the country nowhere, around - the coronavirus.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №153931
 16.03.2020
My wife’s brother came from the depths and we were sitting for dinner. Asks how life is, how things are, I answer that everything is fine, we went with the child to rest, we talk about school, well, not to tell him about the foolish boss and trouble at work, right? I ask him how he is doing, which he in turn answers that he barely had time to get on the plane, the duty was loaded. Further from his words.
Just entered, they immediately report that they were injured by the RZD, a person fell under the train, cut off both legs above the knees. They brought, immediately to the operating room, blood loss, shock, but saved. We sat down to drink tea, a call from GIBDD – two minibuses collided, many people were injured, they were taking us. The nurse “sits on the phone,” calls all the doctors and surgeons. It turned out that everything was not so bad, three bodies remained on the track, only seven people were brought to us. 12 hours in the operating room. I arrived at the airport, almost late.
- Yes, by the way, and where in the vicinity can you buy shoes, crox, like you, very convenient in such work to walk?
Going to crawl, and is it that I have the trolls at work? 24 hours in the operating room. And at the same time, clothes and surgical costume to buy at your expense.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №153930
 16.03.2020
The terrible times. People have to wash their hands, cook food at home, and communicate with their children. This can also happen when reading books.

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