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[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №155996
 16.03.2021
xxx: And when the workers went on a business trip to India for the first time, they walked the street and smelled the smell of meat with smoke. They searched for a shell and found a crematorium.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №155995
 16.03.2021
My husband has a mother and a younger brother. He is four years younger. In all my acquaintance with this family, my husband's brother, never celebrated a holiday with us, his mother and his brother, my husband, he never congratulated neither birthday, nor New Year, or anything else. He lives as a neighbor. With her husband, her brother has a very bad relationship, they are more enemies than brothers. This brother for strangers will do everything, a straight shirt guy, but for his relatives, the finger on the finger will not hit, and even if you ask for help, you will not get this help. At first I was very surprised by this attitude in the family, to my questions, why? I was told that as a child he behaved as if he was from a strange family.

Here, the day after, the mother-in-law broke out the anthrax, and found albums of photos of my husband, and a notebook where she recorded his first words, how much he weighed when he was born, when he sat and other little things. We sat down with her, looked at the photos, then she brought more pictures of my husband, from childhood and to the army. We looked at it all and I asked:

Do you have a photo album of your younger son?

The Sister:

Not much of his photographs.

Did you just photograph?

Well it happened.

Didn’t his first words, like his oldest, also speak?

It was no longer that. Okay, I’ll go back and clean it all.

Imagine, two sons grew up in the family, the eldest everything, every birthday in the photography studio to make a beautiful photo, and the younger shish, if something was bought new of the things, then most often the older, the younger gave up. If all his life he was treated as a strange child, then why be surprised that he now behaves so with his brother and mother.

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №155994
 16.03.2021
There is a simple and effective way to dramatically raise the quality of free medicine in Russia - you need to ban all officials and deputies from being treated anywhere except in district clinics and hospitals.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №155993
 16.03.2021
The big boss requires a list of employees, say, for premium, the goal here is not the main thing.
The list is discussed and prepared for a long time, but the boss puts his resolution into the text: "I disagree."
Sadness, sadness is popular, but one smart employee just changes all the names on the list.
The boss silently signs pleased that he was listened to.

A truly intelligent man will never fight a fool, he will do so that he himself will agree.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №155992
 16.03.2021
Russian pensioners are not so poor, and officials are not tired of demonstrating this. The 69-year-old mother of the head of the Ministry of Commerce Denisa Manturova and the 84-year-old mother of the head of the administration of the President Anton Vaino bought a network of gas stations with a turnover of 60 billion rubles. This is because they are strong in the economy.
The pensioners! Read more about Business Secrets!!! to

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №155991
 16.03.2021
He is lecturing mathematical physics. To simplify the recording, a lot of new labels are introduced. Near the end of the lecture he had to introduce another one. He looks around the board, thinks for a few minutes... and says, “There is such a letter in the Georgian alphabet...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №155990
 16.03.2021
I came yesterday for halts, replacement of water, sewage, bath, washing machine, compact. A young family, 20 years old. Apartment of Grandma. The boyfriend has left, the girl is talking on the phone, I am collecting a washing tank and heating my ears. She talks to a friend:

Have you heard of the light? No, about the little girl, what a sister, not. In short, she found her daddy! Well, like a daddy, he is a worker, only a rich man, rides on the watch. Taurek is new, the class house, I watched the photos. The light is fashionable, only on a taxi, ah. What? What a jealousy, ha ha ha, he’s old, fucking old! He is real forty years old.

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