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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №126902
 16.04.2016
The question about the "stupid" lovers.
Their brother ATLICNO knows how to pull and turn. No, sooner or later, of course, they still catch and beat, but especially the hollow can last for years, yes.
I have a friend who has created a second family. In one city, ohh, not a traveler. I caught the cane, but it turned long.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №126901
 16.04.2016
XXX: What is the reason for the popularity of the Cable?
Our people love all kinds of shit.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №126900
 16.04.2016
xxx: Bank of the Post of Russia – money is never lost, because it is always on the way.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №126899
 16.04.2016
Not so terrible a wife who learned about a mistress, how terrible a mistress who after a year of close relationships suddenly learned that all this time was treated with a married man!

Madam, you took a whole YEAR to define "marriage"?!?!?!? to
I am quite curious about what exactly this Stirlitz said, how he explained his long absences, and what he burned himself on?
Is it not Romeo?

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №126898
 16.04.2016
So how can you confuse “eat” and “eat” and “eat”?
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It’s still angry when they confuse "Write" and "Write". "What are you writing there?"

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №126897
 16.04.2016
Listening to the dentist.

Patient leaving the doctor’s office:

Alcohol after removal of the tooth can not be smoked.! to

A very quiet voice:

and unwanted. You will want to buy, but you can’t.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №126896
 16.04.2016
Where did you get that inf?
I: I worked with colleagues, asked for documentation, they gave me a flash, they told me that it was necessary - kick. Would I go out on other people’s flashes? I jumped all over.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №126895
 16.04.2016
and because:

Why should a healthy child not eat a favorite soup?
Why should an adult?

An adult either does not know how to cook himself, or is married to the same fool, and most likely both. The child is not to blame :)

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №126894
 16.04.2016
Chinese Wolf Ho: When I was a child, my grandmother told me that if you kill a frog, it will rain for a long time. At the same time, she pressed the water to carry from the pond for irrigation beds.
That’s why I struck the frog.

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