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[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №46008
 16.04.2011
XH: This happened recently.
What"s such"))
XX: Well briefly entered the universe, passed the commission. One guy who entered the mechanic, on the question of a psychiatrist "what differs a fly from a helicopter" gave a very unusual answer, which confused the psychiatrist himself)) He replied with the volume of the engine.
WU: And what is it that has been delayed on the commissions?
XX: Yes, no, the psychiatrist stopped, gave a certificate that he was healthy and said to the mechanic will go away)

[ + 95 - ] Comment quote №46007
 16.04.2011
All mothers cry when their daughters get married. And my mom says let the one who takes it cry 😉))))))))))

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №46006
 16.04.2011
What doesn’t kill us will regret not killing us as long as there was an opportunity.

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