"Roshydromet: a cloud of volcanic ash from Iceland approached Moscow"
Type of culture:
And the great battle began!
And the Moscow Smog revolted in defense of its lands.

Well, here’s why it’s always so: if a girl driving Zhygulei cries at the crossroads – she can’t ride. And if Jiggull stumbles with a man behind the wheel, that Jigguli is broken... (((

...Once in my home, during the solemn silence of the wedding, the seventh cervical vertebrae of the dog fell out of the bag and jumped down the floor.
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Fucking why?!! to

The drivers of Chelyabinsk are so harsh that they punish the employees of GIBDD!

President Medvedev surprised by traffic jams in Buenos Aires
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Hyacinth OO
Is it not surprising in Moscow? OO

The postal servant fell. More precisely, the hardware raid controller burned, taking all the hards from 1 + 0 to the AD. A call from the general:
– Paul, why don’t I send the mail?
It doesn’t work for everyone, I answer.
Does that mean everything is well?
Yes, it is okay.

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You are being driven out of a decent society.
I fuck you in the mouth!

<Raven>: Fuck, you’re a complicated kind of guy...
<Hostile>: Yes, I’m simple like a bitch, but I’m wrapped so that you can understand.

Lol: Well go we mean to the child’s world his nephew a gift to choose.
Lol: He bought him a toy robot in a box on which was written "Remuneration"
I: Is he really...?! to
Lol:Yes!He carried this box and onto the whole store an oral:"I am carrying RAZZDIJE in the name of the moon!"
Lol: Who I live with?
I am :D

Natasha: You kicked, I listened to music today, I stunned and my cell phone fell into the open sewer =(((((
Ark: Bad = What did you listen to?
Tagged: Timothy
Ark: Well then you can see, the author went to the encounter with the fans.

I sit behind the compass. I wanted something to eat. Well, how a civilized man went to the bathroom to wash his hands. From the back, the mother approaches and with an unwavering look says: "You can not wash your hands, you still have nothing at home."

In the morning, I was cut off. I call for support, I say that on your way where the cascade happened, the inet does not work.
They ask me: "What operating system do you have?"
Linux by Debian
and no. The operating system is Vista, 7-ka or HR
I do not have them. I have Linux.
Stay on the line...

From the film Phobos:

xxx - mobile phones outside the area of action of the network - it is terrible, terribly scary...

Maybe that's why some people are in the elevator xD

I bought an office knife. I decided to try it on paper. It turned out to be very sharp. I liked it, I cut out a lot of paper.
Let me not go away, but I am a shredder!

The Cat. by Odin. I am.

I sent a text message to a friend (if you don’t sleep, call), in 20-30 minutes he enters the aska:

HHH
I just fell asleep - the breaker eats, I go out on the balcony the car is calm. I had to go out to see what we were doing. The phone was in the car and the SMS came, the motion sensors worked. of the shit. Good afternoon mega shock

WOWU
Forgive me c3

xxx: the day I went to Zaporozhye... the bus is chewing for two hours from the Dnieper

I slept and I had a dream.

xxx: that the Earth, in addition to the atmosphere, the biosphere and so on, some field in which all information accumulates.

The Noosphere! It is genius! Continue to

xxx: and I logically reasoned that it has a structure like the database.

xxx: and all the dream tried to form a SQL request to look back into the past

Fuck you, fuck you

And I just found the lost socks, after washing in the washing machine and drying on ropes... Do you know where?! to
In the sleeve! She didn’t have time to digest it simply :D

I have a cat lying eggs here, more precisely what is left of them.
Q: What about your eggs? and ROFL
XXX is fucking. Not with me, but next to me.

to this:
The authorities are planning to raise the salary of Russians to $ 2,700; this is probably a mistake, and it was meant by the year 2700.
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No, here is a mistake in fame "quarterpay"

MissleMike
Today in the dining room I noticed and asked for a chicken cottage instead of a chicken cottage.
I couldn’t get back immediately. He apologized and said that he did not really mean a chicken but a chicken.
catshoo
The cook appreciated your originality. Wait for a new dish tomorrow "Coffee chicken".